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please try my site http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/

Hmmmm..... I am weary of this button. It seems to be made of don't push me.

What do you mean? I always click on shady links posted by strangers I've never seen before, why don't you? Are you a pussy?





Also:

1st post by a new user with a link to something unknown, ill pass thanks

Well, unlike you guys I seem to have some gentlemen vegetables, and clicked the link.

To the OP. the pics are blurry, adn if you are giving a guide to assembling models, it's always a good idea to have accompanying pics.

Also, if you have literally copy and pasted things from the GW site then you're getting yourself into a situation you might not want to be in (depends how much you like lawsuits).

Oh, and welcome to the forum.

Meta.

LoL Agreed Meta-Rdiley, Copying and pasting from G-dubbya might land you in some serious sh*t. SO I would avoid that at all costs.

And I agree again, if your goingto be doing guides on condstructing models, give accompanying pics, and detailed instructions.

cheers
Wolf

meta-ridley wrote:Well, unlike you guys I seem to have some gentlemen vegetables, and clicked the link.

To the OP. the pics are blurry, adn if you are giving a guide to assembling models, it's always a good idea to have accompanying pics.

Also, if you have literally copy and pasted things from the GW site then you're getting yourself into a situation you might not want to be in (depends how much you like lawsuits).

Oh, and welcome to the forum.

Meta.

You must be the sidecick I take it... He posted one link and then just left. My potato chips are on him never returning again, but most of the room could be totally wrong about this.

"Note"
Gentlemen vegetables... huh? Like as in the veggies that you put in salads? I fail to see the connection here .

gak spelling, gak site layout, gak colour scheme and completely pointless in general.

Man i wish 10 year olds didnt know how to make websites (by the way how does he afford the domain?)

Well, since someone else took one for the team I went ahead and clicked, too. I kinda wish I hadn't.

I don't really have any complaints about the layout, but god damn, the only parts that actually have proper spelling, capitalization, punctuation etc. are the bits that were obviously copy-pasted from GW's site. Speaking of which, I'm not sure I get that either..."Welcome to my games work shop the basic gamesworkshop site but it's mine." What does that even mean? The very first sentence I'm confronted with and already I have no clue. Good sign.

You can't help but play warhammer its amazing i have 10% of my life left because the rest of it is warhammer!

This just kinda makes you look obsessive, and weird. Not making a very good first impression!

If you haven't started playing or painting start right now.The first step is bying the asault on black reach paint starter set it'll get you started with the paint's and 3 tatical marines.

Okay, I don't think that's going to be all that convincing..."If you haven't started playing or painting yet, start right now!" Do you really think anyone's going to read that and think "Gee wiz, I better start doing...whatever the hell this is!" I'm also not sure it's a good idea to suggest Space Marines right off the bat. Why not introduce them to the armies first? Hell, why not tell them what the game is, that'd be a good place to start!

The second step is under coating the figures with under coating with choas black or skull white you will be able to get a deasant base coat then the finishing high lighting the shoulder rims with shining gold and the eagle on the chest with it to.

It hurts...so much...honestly I don't even know what to tell you. No one that reads this is going to have any idea what the hell you're talking about. What's an undercoat? Chaos Black/Skull White, what the hell is that, paint? Deasant? What's a base coat? High lighting, you mean like a ceiling fan?



I couldn't read any more, I tried reading part of the blog but that made my head hurt even worse. I'm sorry if I'm being too harsh, but it just made me feel stupider reading it. I play 40k, and even I had no idea what the hell you were talking about, if anyone new had actually been linked to your site they probably would have gotten scared and never thought about 40k again. The whole thing really did feel pointless, most of your actual content was just copy-pasted from GW's website, which isn't a very good idea I don't think since GW is one of the most fiercely protective companies in the world when it comes to their intellectual property, but if you're going to do that then why not just link people to the freaking website? I just don't see the point in paying for a domain if you're just going to steal everything from another, better site.

LoL I tried to vear away from that , but thanks for doing it for me corpses

slow wrote:The second step is under coating the figures with under coating with choas black or skull white you will be able to get a deasant base coat then the finishing high lighting the shoulder rims with shining gold and the eagle on the chest with it to.

how to paint a mini in 3 steps!
1. make it
2. undercoat with black or white
3. finish it with some metal highlights

WTF? im sorry but what the the hell, that makes no sense!
highlighting by painting the shoulderpads gold?
no painting any details? or any colours other than black and white?

Idiot...

Wolf wrote:LoL I tried to vear away from that , but thanks for doing it for me corpses

No problem

I believe this is appropriate for the situation

P.S: I had a feeling this guy was an ultramarines player.

bigbadom wrote:please try my site http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/

No.

Why? Because it's your first post with a link and after that you'll probably just bugger off.

Your clearly one of these if not all:

A) an idiot.
B) an newby ultramarines player
or C) a 10 year old.

Please, don't insult our intelligence.

Cheers,

Jack.

And also your passing of miniwargamings vid as your own or did you give em credit for it?

Agreed with most of what has already been said.Please for the love of all that lives on this green verdant earth,buy a dictionary and pay attention in English class(forgive me if there is a viable reason why you have spelled the way you did).

Taken From Blog, I THINK it's a battle report wrote:i had a nother game latly it was assault on black reach 1500 pts each side it wasnt easy we rolled to see who would go first i got a 3 will got a oneso i went first i did a heck load of shooting and a heck load of moving.my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor only 5 penatrating hits:(
all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback.Mykiller kans charged in on his assault marines took out all of them my war boz ran up to the comandeder and ripped off his head and flung it acrossh the floor.Then my stikbommer blew up the pretitor slinging him accross the bored.wills turn he didnt move he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men!He lobbed a wortex grenade at me th wind took it back to hin ripping of chunks of his bodysending him through the worp.eventuly he managed to blow up my killa kan taking his men burning with it.Next its my turn my lotted lemon russ took out the rest of the 10 guys and my kan took out the last man standing

...

Webster would turn over in his grave upon reading this.

Another Battle Report (again, this is an inference) wrote:
i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.

to deploy he chose the urbran side i chose the woods.

we rolled to see who would go first i rolled a 1 he rolled a 6.

his turn one alot of shooting no moving! vindicater opened up on a sguad of guards men poof they lost19 of the 20 men then he an strate off the bored.his land raider took out half my army took out four squads of the nine i had at the start that was it.

my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements took out space marine squad a termanator squad and a few scouts i used my assault phase to run away.
jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.

A) Guardsman phase out?

B) Can I eat the bonbonbardlements? Or can I read the tales of beetle bardlements? I very nearly fell out of my chair laughing at your bonbonbardlement description.

C) What's apocopacolpse? Sounds like an exotic meal, or an eight year old who has the spelling abilities rivaling that of an oak tree.

D) I give up. I leave the rest of Dakka to laugh at your (potential naughty link) (spelling abilities, or the lackthereof) (intelligence) (descriptions) (various words you at least tried to spell).

Spellcheck, education, dictionary. Get those three, then becomea blogger, n'est-ce pas?

Rico.

i went first i did a heck load of shooting and a heck load of moving

That was probably my favorite part. Very descriptive, gives you a real sense of being there.

my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor only 5 penatrating hits:(

...that actually sounds rather impressive, I didn't even think a slugga boy could penetrate anything thicker than AV10.

all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback

I just don't know what to say. "Ha! I took out your hammerhead's railgun, now it's a devilfish!"

"...uh...yeah, I have to go."

Mykiller kans charged in on his assault marines took out all of them my war boz ran up to the comandeder and ripped off his head and flung it acrossh the floor.Then my stikbommer blew up the pretitor slinging him accross the bored.wills turn he didnt move he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men!He lobbed a wortex grenade at me th wind took it back to hin ripping of chunks of his bodysending him through the worp.eventuly he managed to blow up my killa kan taking his men burning with it.Next its my turn my lotted lemon russ took out the rest of the 10 guys and my kan took out the last man standing

The rest of it just sounds more like some weird fantasy than a battle report. Also, vortex grenades? In a 1500 point standard game? What were you playing, second edition?!

lotted lemon russ

What?!

It hurts! It fething hurts! Stop quoting his blog!

bonbaonbardlements

lmao, holy god, I take it back, that was hilarious. I'm glad you quoted that part.

Also, how does a single land raider take out half an Imperial Guard army by itself? Even in an Apoc game? You can't possibly pour out enough shots, and I know for a fact they don't have template weapons...god, wtf are you guys playing, army men?

n'est-ce pas?

Oh god, you really think he's going to understand French? (I'm assuming that's French anyway, I don't exactly understand it either ...but at least I have a good grasp of english!)

I don't think I need to say anything because everyone else has it covered.

I rolled laughing so hard at these posts. I dare not click this link, though the hilarity that would insue would be great.

How is this a P&M Blog... FAIL!

bonbaonbardlements

Oh God, oh God, I can't breathe. Still crying with laughter. Oh, it hurts, it hurts.

"Captain Kirk, the lasererer cannonons are charged!"
"Scotty, prepare to bonbonbardle them!"

Sidstyler wrote:

my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor only 5 penatrating hits:(

...that actually sounds rather impressive, I didn't even think a slugga boy could penetrate anything thicker than AV10.

They can't even penetrate AV 10. I want some of those Sluggas!

my war boz ran up to the comandeder and ripped off his head and flung it acrossh the floor

I love how little kids are obsessed with ripping heads of things in as gory a manner as possible but don't even make it sound cool.

wills turn he didnt move he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men!

How the feth do you do that?

i phased out.

Awesome, now I just have to kill all the Chimeras in a MechVet army and all his Russes disappear.

I don't think this guy is even 10 years old. I could spell better than this when I was eight.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

bonbaonbardlements

Oh God, oh God, I can't breathe. Still crying with laughter. Oh, it hurts, it hurts.

"Captain Kirk, the lasererer cannonons are charged!"
"Scotty, prepare to bonbonbardle them!"

Now you've given it to me you fething bastard, lol.

LASERER CANNONONS!

How the feth do you do that?

I don't know...

Awesome, now I just have to kill all the Chimeras in a MechVet army and all his Russes disappear.

lolz

Well...what other dakkaites have said.

But, unlike many others here, I will show, maybe, a teeny weeny bit of sympathy and give you some advice.

1. Learn to spell. Not because I'm mean, but because it words spelled correctly don't make us want to rip our eyes out.

2. Sluggas Cannot penetrate Predators. This is not a opinion, it is a fact. Period. Neither can Stikkbombz

3. When a vehicle loses it's weapons, it loses them for good. So should you somehow blow up a Lascannon on a Predator, it has no main gun.

4. Your warboss sounds impressive. (Jk) what was that? Did the Captain get his invulnerable 4+ save? Did he hit first? if your answer to any of these is no, you're probably making this up.

5. There is no conceivable way I know of that allows you to flame your own troops. Impossible.

6. There are no Vortex Grenades in 5th ed. Apocalypse has them, though

7. If he had, say, meltabombs, and blew up your Killa Kan, he wouldn't have lost any men.

8. Guardsmen Squads come in maximum of 10 men. No way a Vindicator could have killed 20

9. Land Raider have the potential to F*ck up 1 squad a turn.

10. You can't run away in an assault phase...

11. Only Necrons suffer from phase out

12. Your hobby articles are awful.

13. Nice work copying all of GW's crap. When they sue you, don't get mad at us.

14. The Nob you posted on your site isn't even multi-part. He's from Black Reach.

15. Thanks for posting MWG's crap like it's your own. I don't see why you need it...

P.S. You know what, I think he faked the Bat-Rep. Looking at the Pics, his models are in random positions. (minus the Kan pic.)

Mature by about, 15 years and we can laugh at you about it still...

Welcome to Dakka.

Hm, I told /tg/ about this on 4chan, and replies have been mixed. Some think I'm a very good troll, some are being all butthurt about me getting angry about a little kid, and some are siding with me.

Great guys, all of them.

Should we summon a mod to banish this thread back to the depths of the internet?

Nah, just get them to move it to Dakka Discussions.


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I loved this gem too:

asembleing a termantor lord
1.start by glueing on the broken choas stone.

2.the lords legs come in three pieces make sure you glue them in the right place.

3.position the legs on the base then glue them on.

4.now glue the tabared onto the legs.

5.glue the two torso halves together.

6.once the torso is drie glue it onto the legs.

7.if you want you can add spikes to the back.

8.glue on the weopens.

position the head and see if it fits then glue it into place.

MY MIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN...

i lol'd for like half an hour

you may aswell change it to a guide on how to butter bread. because if people wanted gw articles theyd go to The GWWS

Blightdron wrote:

bigbadom wrote:please try my site http://mygamesworkshop.weebly.com/

No.

Why? Because it's your first post with a link and after that you'll probably just bugger off.

Your clearly one of these if not all:

A) an idiot.
B) an newby ultramarines player
or C) a 10 year old.

Please, don't insult our intelligence.

Cheers,

Jack.

Thanks Jack, you spoke my mind.

sA

At least not all kids are like this. Jack is proof of that, thank goodness.

This is comic gold.

Way better than the Jeff K stuff at somethingawful.com.

Made my day.