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Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

*rolls eyes with a sigh, then leans down to grab Valance, trying to drag her off towards the clinic*

Let's hope the apothecary is still up.

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

*pushes away from him*

I don't need help from you.

*uses the mechanical arm to drag myself through the grass towards the Madicae office*

I can do it myself.

*falls unconsious about haalf way to the door*

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

coolyo294 wrote:Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.


I'll drink to that.

*drinks*

*realises he's getting in on this crappy soap opera business and sto-----...

Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
Made in us
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





coolyo294 wrote:Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.


Oye! Captain. Control your men! >_>



Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.

YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.

New guy turned up i shot him twice.
The scouts started having a moment i shot one of them... 3 times.
Kaspar got to do his thing and Shiny got a nice work out...

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.


Let's see... I has my foot and hand blasted off by Shiny, Valance and Kaspar play Pain Boyz on me, Valance is mean to me, I'm mean back (or was it the other way around?), Valance walks up and asks for Shiny to shoot her, twice, now she's passed out on the floor and I'm tired. *noddle*

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!

YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!


Kaspar's gonna have a busy day tomorrow.

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!

*Shoots at Tyr*
Hang on why?

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

So, Riffzor, do you actually wish to become a battle brother?

Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






I'll fight you if you want, Asgeirr.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Yeah go fight the Captain... i'm off for a nap.
No one take Shiny he is booby trapped...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/21 22:38:47


Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

*Grabs plasma bolt from midair and hits it at Sam* It's on! Prepare to get OWNED!

YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in se
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




Sweden

Just Dave wrote:So, Riffzor, do you actually wish to become a battle brother?


I do.

Not enough oysters. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






*Swings the Bane of Command Squads down at Tyr's PF arm, chopping it off*

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

HAH! *Reattatches arm.* Forden blasted it off a while ago, just got a new one... Wait, why am I fighting you when there's a hive fleet over there? IMMA GET YOU YOU INSECT F***ERS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Eh?

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Oh my. I forgot to turn Riffzors xeno detector on. Oh well. I'll do it later.

*looks at Valence on the operating table* And she managed to put herself into the life support system. Impressive. *looks at the wounds* Forden wounds... Forden. Why did you shoot her in the chest? Now I have to fix her... female... chest area... I don't have any bionics ready for that. Oh well. Must start from a scratch. *starts the surgery*

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Wouldn't her lady bits be burned away by the shiny bolt?

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





>_>

I restate my question

Amanax wrote:Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

coolyo294 wrote:Wouldn't her lady bits be burned away by the shiny bolt?


That's my point. They need fixing.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Amanax wrote:>_>

I restate my question

Amanax wrote:Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?


Maybe he got stuck in the toilet.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/22 06:37:25


I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

Humps? I bet he ran over himself. IMMA CALLING YOU OUT , HUMPS!

Oh, and Sam, I had a game Vs nids to run to (turned out to be an unorthodox DE and CSM mix when the nids guy didn't show). It was a glorious... tie! CURSE THOSE TWO OBJECTIVE GAMES!

YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

I bet I could win all objective games against my regular opponents. Not because of my skill but their list planning.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius - Special Weapons
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Nicholas
- Brother Demetrius
- Brother Korvax
- Brother Jelly

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad - Special Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- Brother Awb*
- Brother Paul "the enflamed"*
- Brother Lysensis*
- Brother Shadowbrand*

Scout Sniper Squad
- Brother Ivan
- Brother Alpharius
- Brother Derrick
- Brother Mcyeatman
- Brother/Sister Valence
- Brother Sledge
- Brother Kavel Tiron
- Brother Moltar
- Brother Vires'
- Brother Riffzor

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - Second in Command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- Brother Artemous - Storm Bolter Operator

Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
Made in us
Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Breaking Something Valuable

Thank you, Dave...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and Dave, you're doing a terrible job as a quality controller.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/22 10:57:56


YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+

: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

Dave appeared!

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Thank you, Dave...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and Dave, you're doing a terrible job as a quality controller.


Thanks for what?!

Apologies sir, we are trying, it's still THE BEST MINIATURES IN THE WORLD!1!!!11!!! however. Promise. That's why we price it so accordingly.

gaovinni wrote:Dave appeared!


I do every so often, I just can't keep up with the conversations going on in 'ere...

Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.

"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
Made in fi
Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

You just need to read more of it so you'll keep up. Even I can keep so you shouldn't have a problem.

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
 
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