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Sitting watching Trisha (I know I know. Waiting to go to Renewal, and it's on).

Just saw a story about a pretty rock hard wee man. Aged 9, his Mum was attacked and stabbed repeatedly in their house. Wee man went and chinned the attacker, despite being stabbed himself.

Moar kids like this please!

See, us kids aren't so bad.

What they didn't tell you was that the wee man's name was Charles Norris.

I see what you did there.

djphranq wrote:What they didn't tell you was that the wee man's name was Charles Norris.

Actually his name is Carlos Norris, which obviously makes him more awesome, and contributes to his seductive persona. Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by pointing his finger at her and yelling, "Boo Yah!"