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The Great State of Texas

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/55042537.html

EDIT: It says name not being released. Just look up D. Umbass.

Man Hospitalized After Drilling through Live Round to Make Keychain Charm
A 57-year-old man was treated for a serious hand wound Tuesday after Charleston Police say he tried to drill through a live round to make a keychain ornament.
Reporter: Mike Waterhouse
Email Address: mike.waterhouse@wsaz.com


Story 28 Comments Font Size: CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A 57-year-old man was treated for a serious hand wound Tuesday after Charleston Police say he tried to drill through a live round to make a keychain ornament.

It happened at about 1 p.m. at the man's home on the city's west side.


Sgt. Eric Hodges with the Charleston Police Department says the man was drilling through a .30-06 deer rifle round when he saw a spark and the ammunition exploded, causing serious injuries to his left hand.

Hodges says the powder charge inside the round had not been removed -- and the round was still live at the time.

The man did not immediately seek treatment, but consulted with his neighbor and eventually went to St. Francis Hospital a couple hours later. He is not expected to lose his hand, Hodges said.

No charges are going to be filed in the case, and Sgt. Hodges says the man's name is not going to be released.

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Lady of the Lake






If anything that would go into their honorable mentions section.

Still, you would make sure of something like that, incase it does what it did.

   
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Sadly this man is not a Darwin Award contender as he hasn't removed himself from the genepool.



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The Great State of Texas

I should note, there's something called a "bullet puller" Its basically a hammer with a hollow head. You put the bullet in the head and bang it on something. the force, akin to smacking a ketchup bottle against your palm, will separate the bullet from the shell-SAFELY.


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Of course there are handy tools for the job, but what's wrong with a vice and a hammer?



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The Great State of Texas

That whole bullet goes off, shooting self in head, or even worse, the family jewels thing.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Lady of the Lake






Like I mentioned though, they have honorable mentions which are for people who do something stupid like this but don't die. No award for them though. Or is that just somthing they added in the books (omnibus) I have?

   
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Not sure, just a good title to me.

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I know a dude that used to put bullets in a vice and smack the back with a hammer. He was smarter than the guy in that story.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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The Great State of Texas

sebster wrote:I know a dude that used to put bullets in a vice and smack the back with a hammer. He was smarter than the guy in that story.


Only if he wanted the cartridge to go off.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Somewhere in south-central England.

"No charges were pressed."

Is it actually illegal to be very stupid in the USA?

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Somewhere in the unknown universe.

let me get this out...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! That is SOOO stupid! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
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Kilkrazy wrote:"No charges were pressed."

Is it actually illegal to be very stupid in the USA?
If it was then The last president would be a felon.

I suppose it's something to do with Misuse of Live ammo or some H+S rubbish.

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