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Aspirant Tech-Adept





Brizzle

I think they are real

this website rules

http://www.zombiearmory.com/
   
Made in ca
Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne



Burnaby, British Columbia

Not yet.

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2nd Lieutenant




San Jose, California

Of course they exist and, if you live in America, they're all around you....



Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf 
   
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Battleship Captain






John McCain
Dick Cheney.

That is all.
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Only if you were raised on Romero movies. Besides, zombies can't stand up to freaking tanks and bombing nuns.

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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Huge Bone Giant





Oakland, CA -- U.S.A.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Only if you were raised on Romero movies. Besides, zombies can't stand up to freaking tanks and bombing runs.

I had to read that twice before I realized you did not post "bombing nuns".

Which, I think, would have been funnier - if totally nonsensical.

"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."

DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Sorry, I did intend to say that. Allow me to edit it.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

For some reason the thought of a zombie being oblterated by a plumiting Sister Mary Francis is just pure win.
Oh,and zombies are real alright,I live right near the CDC and I know what they have locked up in there.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Zombies are real, if they aren't, they will be...


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

If zombies were real we would be dead by now, however when they do get round to existing...
   
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Storm Trooper with Maglight






UK - Down South - GB

have your read "world war Z"???? they're real I tell you!
   
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos






H1N1 flu shots will turn everyone into zombies on 12 December 2012.


Then it's chainsaw time!
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

I have two chainsaws and a crapped out car ready to go!

Frazzled drivin down the street, Scythian Chariot style.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Don't forget the shotgun.

   
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Dakka Veteran





I think we'd be just fine in America even if there were zombies. We love shooting stuff. Dead people you can shoot without feeling bad. We've seen enough movies to know what they are when they show up.

Third World nations with lots of guns and revolutions might also be okay...it may just come down to distribution of firearms. The Brits are screwed.

"Success is moving from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." - Cliff Bleszinski

http://www.punchingsnakes.com 
   
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






Technically, it already is: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4683903.stm

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Plastictrees



UK

A Mad scientiest would have to follow this plan to make this Invasion suceed:

First test the formula and build up a small yet loyal army of Zombies which follow his commands. Start to train a small army of smart pigeons to have a gak on certain peoples head. Inject them with the virus and send them off to gak on high up militarys officals and soliders etc.

Cause the Birds are soon to be zombies then there gak would carry the virus and infect any one it touches.
Within 24 hours a wide spread zombie invasion would be happening within each countries military.

The zombie birds start to infect civilans and soon its wide spread through Europe, Asia and America. The zombies all operate on a basic Physic level so the Mad Scientist can control them.

So where are your tank drivers and soliders now?!?!

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

n0t_u wrote:Don't forget the shotgun.

I'd consider that a maxxim for life.


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Lord-Loss wrote:A Mad scientiest would have to follow this plan to make this Invasion suceed:

First test the formula and build up a small yet loyal army of Zombies which follow his commands. Start to train a small army of smart pigeons to have a gak on certain peoples head. Inject them with the virus and send them off to gak on high up militarys officals and soliders etc.

Cause the Birds are soon to be zombies then there gak would carry the virus and infect any one it touches.
Within 24 hours a wide spread zombie invasion would be happening within each countries military.

The zombie birds start to infect civilans and soon its wide spread through Europe, Asia and America. The zombies all operate on a basic Physic level so the Mad Scientist can control them.

So where are your tank drivers and soliders now?!?!


Zombie birds wouldn't make it across the Atlantic.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Does there happen to be a Nimitz class aircraft carrier in the Atlantic at the time being?


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:I think they are real

this website rules

http://www.zombiearmory.com/


Wait... what?

This is a gun website? Dude... ummm, hmmm, okay then. Very discreet, VERY DISCREET .


 
   
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Aspirant Tech-Adept





Brizzle

go on the website and click on the
Probable Zombie Causes
Destroying a Zombie
Top 10 Survival Items
   
 
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