My ork army is led by a Warboss known as Killa Klaw.
Killa klawz waagh started in the dark depths of the pernios system, The pernios system was use to war and death it had played host to six Waaghs and twelve demonic invasions. But none of these compared to the might Of Killa Klawz Waagh! Killa klaw was a mek working under a warboss known as Gore Smasha. The warboss had began making his Waagh on the planet Felitii this planet was at the center of the system and was known to have near constent warp storm activity. This in Gore Smashaz mind was perfect he would raise his Waaagh! In the harshest of enviroments making his boyz the toughest of the tough but there was a problem due to the warps unpredictable behaviour Gore Smasha could not get boyz from of world without taking heavy losses or in some cases losing them to the warp. So He called out to the meks near Feltii most of them ignored him. But Killa Klaw listened to the warbosses plots and plans, and to be honest Killa Klaw was impressed with the warbosses plan that is.
Five months of labour later Killa Klaw had made a small craft that would take him to the planet. Killa klaw went in to orbit of the planet he had to plan.
After a lot of head scratching Killa Klaw had thought of a kunnin plan. He would nuture the warbosses plans with his machines and his conections to the ork infested planet of Dargoth the warboss would get the boyz to near super ork levels of toughness and choppyness. After all this Killa Kla would strike, he would kill the warboss and take over the Waaagh! But how to kill him...
Killa klaw shook of the question and concentrated on the task at hand landin.
Killa Klaw dived toward the planet howling as he went, but then suddenly a warp hole appeard right in front of the ship, I would like to tell you that Killa Klaw remained calm as he dived thriugh the warp, but that would be a lie. Three months later Killa klaw Was spat out of the warp and smashed in to the planets surface.
Killa Klaw got up and looked around...he felt taller....and more alert....he looked at the smashed mirror in the corner near the bog. He rubbed his eyes who was that in the mirror? He stopped and thought somehow he had grown to the size of a big bad Wulf Squig. The mekk stepped out of his krooza and looked at the land around him. Furnaces burned glowing stones, grots ran around carrying spanners and bolts, boyz where shotuing and jeering at each other, mekks where barking orders at the burna boyz to stop setting fire to the sqiug curry and to top it stompas where stomping -Cough- in the distants.
The mekk realised that he must have been caught in one of those time warp thingymajigs. He smiled mekks from far and wide had done the first part of his plan for him...and the warp had gave him the power to do the next part of his plan...kill Gore Smasha.
Gore smashaz hut was at the top of the ard mountain, and thats where Kill Klaw would go and make himself known and make Gore smasha green paste.
Killa klaw finally reached the top of the mountain and barked out to Gore smasha "OI Git Face I'm Ere fer ya Waaagh!"
Before the mekks words got the chance to echo Gore smasha game bounding out of his hutand shouted back "Try it yer stoopid Git I'll smash Ya and..."
The warboss looked at the new comer....the last words of Gore Smasha before he got a good kicking where rather quite and squeaky indeed.
The orks look toward the mountain as a huge figure truged down the crudely made path. A grot scurried toward Killa Klaw with a Mega phone, the grot got a kick for his troubled and was thrown down the mountain.
"Listen up lousy runts I'm now runnin the whole Waaagh! now....anyone fink they now betta!?"
<--- I thought he was just saying soap...... 