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2009/09/15 03:44:37
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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According to Wikipedia, the answer is yes!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/09/15 03:48:59
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Lol i'm gonna torment Paladin-Zebra with this XD!!!!!!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/09/15 03:51:23
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is TOTALLY super random. And honestly, not surprised its you Orkeosuarus lol. Nice find
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2009/09/15 04:25:28
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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This is most epic win.
I always wondered why the Eldar didn't make enough babies. Obviously it seems the best ones are all off fondling the youngsters!
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2009/09/15 04:35:15
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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I knew there is something about them that was wrong. They need to register with what planet they live on.
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2009/09/15 04:38:43
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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Imagine the Eldar version of 4Chan....
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2009/09/15 04:50:14
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Frightnening Fiend of Slaanesh
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Imagin the DARK Eldar version of 4Chan 
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Of all the mistakes you have made, the best are yet to come.
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2009/09/15 05:06:47
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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KevlarPaperclips wrote:Imagin the DARK Eldar version of 4Chan
How is that any different to our 4chan?
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2009/09/15 05:54:58
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Battleship Captain
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Now follow the link to FW Hierodule
and then to this Wiki article Hierodule
Would you pay for that  ?
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2009/09/15 07:45:22
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Executing Exarch
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Hahaha this is amazing! Normally a Michael Jackson joke would be in order, but some people don't think its been long enough yet...
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How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
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"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2009/09/15 08:18:34
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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JEB_Stuart wrote:Hahaha this is amazing! Normally a Michael Jackson joke would be in order, but some people don't think its been long enough yet...
Really? I head a Patrick Swayze joke this morning.
The autarch thing would explain why Eldar don't sell in Africa.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2009/09/15 08:20:37
Subject: Re:Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Yellin' Yoof
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lol! Great one...........
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2009/09/15 08:26:35
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I knew it,GW is hiding secret messages in their codices/army books.Quickly someone get out the decoder rings,we must find a link to the lost city of El Dorado,damn you Jarvis for keeping the golden city to yourself!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/09/15 08:36:02
Subject: Do the Eldar Molest Children?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Actually I looked up the word in an actual dictionary (not wiki) after the eldar codex came out and it said the definition was an "absolute ruler; a tyrant"
sorry to kill the thread.
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