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**Shadowbrand**

I have a new life dream to start my own to start a adult novelty store!

Should I pursue this dream or stick to my dream of being a dictator or a Black Metal artist?

I would call it.... SINNERS AND SAINTS

**Wolfgang**

Your really bored now arn't you

You could do both, Marilyn Manson combines porn and metal (well at least at the time of Antichrist Superstar anyway)...ahh good times..

**greenskin lynn**

well, you'd probably have better luck running a sex shop then being a dictator of black metal artists

**Shadowbrand**

I wanted to start a band.. I sorta play drums and me and my buddy who sings me and him came up with the names Obscene jester or Nymphomaniac. We would try to give Canada a nice black metal hit. Seeing as nickelback has gone mainstream and well avril sucks. So........

**Wolfgang**

I've been wanting to start a band for the last 15yrs but have never got round to actually doing it, a band in the lines of Black Label Society/Pantera with insane solos and plain raw metal

**FITZZ**

Start the sex shop,I've been in a dozen bands and belive me,you will make more money selling porn then you ever will playing for a bar full of rowdy drunks.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Do I get a discount if I loan you some cash to start the shop, or a cut of profits/ co-ownership?

**Shadowbrand**

Totally dog.

**dogma**

It seems more realistic than the other two options.

**frgsinwntr**

sex sells...

**LunaHound**

You can play your band in the shop as well !

But seriously go with what you are most passionate about , no regrets later!

**Shadowbrand**

:3 I shouldn't even anwser that question.

**Jimi Nemesis**

Shadowbrand wrote:I wanted to start a band.. I sorta play drums and me and my buddy who sings me and him came up with the names Obscene jester or Nymphomaniac. We would try to give Canada a nice black metal hit. Seeing as nickelback has gone mainstream and well avril sucks. So........

Good Canadian bands eh? You like Into Eternity?

Go the sex shop. Have a gothic sex shop. Fun ensues.

**Roze**

what are the restrictions on selling porn in canada? Sex shops in the UK are pretty weak...Internet order all the way for toys and such...most women will head for ann summers and men can simply stream or download what they want.
So was it porn you were thinking of selling Or what would you offer that wasn't easier to obtain from the internet? Plus having a parcel deliverd is a lot less shameful than walking out of the local sex shop (for those bashful sorts)

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Shadowbrand wrote:Totally dog.

Alright, now I finally have a place to sell my pornographic stories, as well as co ownership!

Take that people who said I'd never accomplish anything!

**Ratius**

:3 I shouldn't even anwser that question.

Did said question just get deleted?

**halonachos**

In before lock? Wait, this is being somewhat sensible. How is that so?

**Norwulf**

I'd say combine all three. You could be the dictator of your own black metal porn shop. Complete with stage, you could play music while people in bondage gear flail about the stage, and after the show you could have public executions! Viva la Pornanda!!!

**halonachos**

Oooh,oooh and a set list, you need a set list like:

1) Break it you buy it
2) No Checks or Debit
3) 50% off(and I just don't mean the merchendise).
4) Black Metal Porn Shop Dictator
5) Black Metal Porn SHop Dictator(remix)
6) Lease Due at Month's End

**Ratius**

hahha love #6

**Shadowbrand**

@ Roze Still being a minor I have no real idea what the limits are. I know Canada isn't nearly as strict as the UK although one of my older friends say the local shop's have pretty much everything, that's Legal. I'd probably make more sales off of toys,bangers and things like human leashes and etc.

@Norwulf My bands name was going to be Nymphomaniac. Or Obscene Jester!

**Norwulf**

Shadowbrand wrote:

@Norwulf My bands name was going to be Nymphomaniac. Or Obscene Jester!

I didn't mean the band name, I meant the name for your dictatorship/adult entertainment store. It's a portmanteu, (spelling is hard!) of canada and pornography. I prefer Obscene Jester BTW. I'd draw you some album art but I'm quite sure the modquisition would destroy it, (for good reason).

VIVA LA PORNADA! REVLUCION!

**Shadowbrand**

Oh the shop would be called Sinner's and Saint's.

As for the Dictatorship think of Hitler but Scene Kids/jervis instead of jews, and alot more of a party animal.