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Brother Kaspar, see that Riffzor get's good treatment please.

Give him a tracking device.

Kravox wrote:Have you played Deathwatch?

I've played Deathwatch before and Dark Heresy, I prefered Dark Heresy though more roleplay based.

Riffzor wrote:*screams out in pain, but continues to cackle, staring up at Korvax* You honorless piece of scum! May your death be slow and painfull! *spits at Korvax's feet*

That's two counts of Heresy.


*wakes up on the Operating table*

Where's Forden?

You called?

*seems to come back to it, groaning lowly* ... Ugh, this place is madness... *looks to the side, noticing his hand still appears untended to, bruised and fingers broken* ... Doc? *tries to sit up, only to find his chest is still shot open* So this is what being a Space Marine is like...?

Stop it with the Asterisks- you're scaring Dave away.

Ar least when Avondales hasn't spoken for awhile

Lolwhut?

*looks over at Riffzor*

I think Kaspar is asleep, so shhh

*looks down to see i'm still missing both my legs and still have a hole through my chest*

well this is going to get annoying -.-

Give Kaspar a chance, man.

*grins in Valance's direction* Which part of it, lying next to me or having your limbs shot off?

Both, but I think the first is the only thing I'll be throwing up over ^.^

*turns head away from Riffzor*

Dude... you want to be watching the filthy xeno- I mean battle brother.

*frowns*

Do I look like a Xeno to you?

I never thought i'd see slapstick humor in a space marine thread! :-)

enough monkey business brothers, as 2IC, show me some damn respect and smarten up before i assign you to replace the latrine servitors! we have a war to wage across the worlds we protect and i expect you to be keen as my blades edge and twice as shiny!

Umm.... Yes!

Aye, Sir!

Just waiting to be patched up and I'll get back to duty, Sir!

*makes a salute with the stomped-on hand*

Sister of Krieg wrote:*wakes up on the Operating table*

*walks into the room* Oh. You're awake. I just got your new replacement limbs... and other parts done. I'm going to attach them now. I assume you do not have any objections?

Good! Now you brother with the crushed hand! see the medicae get it fixed and then help the servitors to move ammo crates in the loading bay! punishment for such ludicrous behavior from noble marines, it appears if I don't keep you all in line then you'll be off firing pot shots at my servo skulls!....and if I EVER catch you firing at my servo skulls!....there will be HELL to pay! understood marine?

nope get me sown up doc ^.^ then I can get back to fighting and suspecting Xenos.

*glances back over at Riffzor*

MOAR MORPHINE!

Sister of Krieg wrote:nope get me sown up doc ^.^ then I can get back to fighting and suspecting Xenos.

*glances back over at Riffzor*

Good. *starts the operation* Shouldn't take long.

nerdfest09 wrote:I never thought i'd see slapstick humor in a space marine thread! :-)

enough monkey business brothers, as 2IC, show me some damn respect and smarten up before i assign you to replace the latrine servitors! we have a war to wage across the worlds we protect and i expect you to be keen as my blades edge and twice as shiny!

Shiny?
Also do i spy an MCR reference?

*winces durng the Operation but doesn't complain*

Sister of Krieg wrote:*winces durng the Operation but doesn't complain*

All done! I hope your new... female... chest parts are the right size. According to the scans we took of you when you were recruited they should be the same size.

Wait... is nerdfest even part of the company?

Just as well I now have metal legs as I need them to hold me up now ^.^ mostly metal body is heavy

Hey Kaspar, can I have a robo eye that shoots lasers? Because I feel the need to have more weapons.

Not much original parts left in you.


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coolyo294 wrote:Hey Kaspar, can I have a robo eye that shoots lasers? Because I feel the need to have more weapons.

Get your eye blown off and I can do that.

*walks out of madicae thanking the Doc as I leave*