I think I've had the best week ever. Last wednesday, my family went to Florida to see my brother get married.
After the ceremony (which lasted all of two minutes), people went to my brother and new sister-in-law's house for a party.
It was an awesome, bitchin party. I acheived many things that night, from
1. Flirting with
TWO older, hotter women.
2. Not getting maced from said flirting. They even flirted back!
3. Getting a plesant buzz.
4.
Almost getting laid.

Almost.
5. Getting kissed by two older hotties.
AT THE SAME TIME! (not the same cougars, but still.)
6. Gaining some new materials for my comedy routine.
Now, the following morning, I got to see my grandparents, my nephew, and eat some damn good leftovers.
Throuhgout the rest of the week, I went to the beach and got a tan (which then became sunburn.

), and went to a really nice Japanese steak house.
I'm now back in my homestate, where the forecast is snow for the next three days. In Florida, it was 80 degrees at it's lowest.
I had to share with someone.