Complete with Spoof Lyrics:
Yo, look at me, and stick it!
[Ink, ink baby, ink, ink baby]
[Ink, ink baby, ink, ink baby]
Alright STOP, autoclave and stick it in
Ice in your calf ‘cause you need some attention
It’s one thing, to have a tat that unsightly
Why’d you have to get one of that whitey?
Will it come off? Yo, I don’t know
Put on long pants? I guess so.
To the extreme you take a joke—it’s a scandal
Should act your age and get ink I could handle
PANTS, you gotta put’em on soon
You’re killing my brain with this stupid-ass cartoon
FED ME a dumb line about irony
This crap should be lasered off in its entirety
Cover that portrait, it’s better that way
Or use it as a bulls-eye for the kids to play
This is a problem and yo, that’ll solve it
This ain’t the look and we need to dissolve it.
Word to your mother.