Zombie bite scenario

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**halo3uber**

You've just been bitten by a zombie, a ghoul, the walking dead, and an infected, the living dead, whatever. What do you do? You have about 24 hours before reanimation.

**Orkeosaurus**

I guess I lay there like a corpse?

**halo3uber**

That... could work.

**Cheese Elemental**

I find and kill whoever thought of zombies.

Seriously, we have threads like this all the goddamn time. I'm going to start something new.

**GoFenris**

Not enough information.

Limb or extremity, amputate and cauterize.

or

Torso or head. Ensure loved ones as safe as possible then leave and blow off own head.

**Frazzled**

Get out THE LIST and a shotgun.
Start at #1 and work my way down. Its a long list.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Grab a sword, and go down swinging. The more I take out, the better the sacrifice.

Perhaps with some sort of explosive collar/claymore mine accessory to really get things done.

**Emperors Faithful**

Is there a cure?
Please tell me there's a cure!

IF not, then I would quickly contemplate my life, make peace with myself and any possible entities out there, think about it for a second, and wonder if THEY cuased the zombie plauge then spend the rest of my existence cursing God and killing zombies.

If I'm still standing at the end of my tme, I'll try to make my passing as quick and painless as possible, while also making sure I don't get back up again. (Shoot self, then fall in Immolation pit?)

**halo3uber**

Uh, I might as well answer. I think I might just draw the zombies off of a bridge, then run to the nearest survivor group, and wait for the fun to start. Teehee.

**youngblood**

I would probably turn on some dub and have one hell of a party.

**CaptainCommunism**

Two things: Make molotovs. Lots of molotovs.
If necessary, do the thing that they did in the remake of dawn of the dead. or, if that's infeasible, find building, jump off or get tossed off, with all those molotovs.

**youngblood**

CaptainCommunism wrote:Two things: Make molotovs. Lots of molotovs.
If necessary, do the thing that they did in the remake of dawn of the dead. or, if that's infeasible, find building, jump off or get tossed off, with all those molotovs.

Shoot, Id've drank em before I could light dem on fire

**hawkeye**

Suck start a shotgun of course.

**FITZZ**

GoFenris wrote:Not enough information.

Limb or extremity, amputate and cauterize.

or

Torso or head. Ensure loved ones as safe as possible then leave and blow off own head.

Basicly the same thing,although I may forego blowing my head off...just to see how the other side "lives"

**GoFenris**

Yeah, maybe I'd go "Cholo" style as well!

**FITZZ**

GoFenris wrote: Yeah, maybe I'd go "Cholo" style as well!

You,my friend,win the spoting the zombie film referance award,well done

**Shadowbrand**

BITE THE

THE F*** BACK!!!!!

**Shinigami**

Jump on a plane going somewhere populous.

Share the love.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Head to my highschool with MY LIST.

Work my way up and down MY LIST.

Laugh while doing it.

**Oldgrue**

Put on my beret and BDUs.
I'll be leader of the
PEOPLE'S GLORIOUS ZOMBIE REVOLUTION.
Che GrrrArrg-a with better hair!
Head directly to vampire club and bite everything!
Farewell to the old flesh!

**lord of the ghosts**

play 9 games of warhammer 40k and then talk to some one and comment suicide-wait I'll come back-never mind