What's The Weirdest Insult Youve Ever Heard?

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**Alfred McMango**

My brother told me just then to "Go die in a fire"

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And I laughed at him

**Horst**

thats a pretty normal one.

I once told a kid to go eat a sack of baby dicks. I think that one was pretty awesome.

**Mad Monk's Mekshop**

A sack of baby dicks rofl...i can't remember any weird insults...hmm

**wilsmire**

I told a boy that he was the reason people made condoms so feth ups like him would not be born.

**darkkt**

I dont remember where I heard it (TV show?), but Im a fan of "So ugly, its like someone set his face on fire, and put it out with a bike chain".

Oh yeah, and "so ugly, got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs."

**chromedog**

"Dumb as a box of hammers"

**BrookM**

"May the flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

aaaaaaand

"I hope you plow into a pregnant woman, that a relative dies of c*ncer on new year's eve and that a drunk driving casino bus tips over you"

**Emperors Faithful**

"Feth you and Feth your ancestors!"
(That one had me scratching my head.) XD

**warpcrafter**

A short-lived little ruffian once got on Dakka and took every opportunity to call me a Gay Turd. I was mystified, I tell you. I did nothing to him, at least not at first. Then I jumped on the bandwagon of other Dakkaites who felt compelled to direct pithy reparte in his general direction, and he eventually fled in shame. I kinda miss the little miscreant. He was like a puppy that I didn't feel bad about kicking.

**Manchu**

"You are worse than the Holocaust"

**McKnuckles**

I know a guy whose zodiac sign is cancer. I told him that he was a cancer on society. Much funnier in pretence, but you get the jist.

**Paul Atreides**

My brother overheard two guys arguing loudly once. Suddenly, one of them yells at the other: YOUR MOTHER IS SEXY!. It worked, because the other guy threw a chair across the room (he missed the mark). That's easily the wierdest I ever heard.

**Fattimus_maximus**

How bout' you go suck start your M4 (we infantry guys love to tell each other creative ways to kill themselves)

**Hawkins**

Feth you and the horse you came out of!

**Emperors Faithful**

My brother has a joking sort of insult that is quite funny if done well.
(In the voice of JarJar Binks)

"Yousa be-ya bombad pisshead!"

**reds8n**

Owing to a quite frankly mind numbing number of posts that don't follow the guidelines with regards to language and the family friendly nature of the forum we try to maintain this thread is locked. It is ceased to be. It is kaput.