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Goalkeeper Ivan Banovic was booked after rescuing a pitch-invading cat during a top-flight match in Croatia.

Medjimurje Cakovec's Banovic picked up the wandering feline after it strayed on to the pitch 20 minutes into his team's match at Sibenik.

He placed it safely near a scoreboard but was then booked by the referee for leaving the pitch without permission.

Media reports said the official's actions annoyed fans, who barracked him for punishing Banovic's kind deed.

If the moggy was a home fan, it would been left purring as Sibenik won 1-0 to go second in the table.


Aforementioned Kitteh ^^

Sometimes it makes me wonder if Referees are specially bread to be stone dead idiots.

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Can someone translate what that means?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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That article was thick, but by what I gathered a pitch is a sports-field and a cute wittle kitten had wandered onto it. A kind hearted player picked it up and moved it to safety under the scoreboard, but was penalized by the referee for leaving the field.

This man is a true hero.

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Frazzled wrote:Can someone translate what that means?
Sorry, forgot you colonials had no idea about real sports

In Short, the Goalkeeper grabbed a cat that had wandered on and put him safely off the pitch, at which point the Referee gave him a Caution/Booking/Yellow Card (no idea what it is in US sports, but if you get Two Yellows you are sent off for the remainder of the match) for leaving the field without permission, which technically is a bookable offence under the Laws of the Game.

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ShumaGorath wrote:That article was thick, but by what I gathered a pitch is a sports-field and a cute wittle kitten had wandered onto it. A kind hearted player picked it up and moved it to safety under the scoreboard, but was penalized by the referee for leaving the field.

This man is a true hero.

gotcha and agreed.

Gwar I didn't understand as none of the terms were Spanish. No right played soccer game involves English. Where do you think you are, Ireland?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Can you blame the refs for following the rules as they were written? Although this seems like more of a case where following the spirit of a game > RAW.

Can you imagine if a REAL football player inadvertently tackled a stray cat? The NFL would not only be hounded by dog lovers but cat lovers too.




 
   
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Cane wrote:Can you blame the refs for following the rules as they were written? Although this seems like more of a case where following the spirit of a game > RAW.

Can you imagine if a REAL football player inadvertently tackled a stray cat? The NFL would not only be hounded by dog lovers but cat lovers too.


This is soccer right? Refs can call a time. This is stupid. Sticks with nails need to be utilized.
If its cricket or something I'd proffer its even easier. If this were baseball it would be no big deal.

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Frazzled wrote:
This is soccer right? Refs can call a time. This is stupid. Sticks with nails need to be utilized.
If its cricket or something I'd proffer its even easier. If this were baseball it would be no big deal.


QFT

Animals get nailed all the time by stray baseballs. (mostly birds)

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generalgrog wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
This is soccer right? Refs can call a time. This is stupid. Sticks with nails need to be utilized.
If its cricket or something I'd proffer its even easier. If this were baseball it would be no big deal.


QFT

Animals get nailed all the time by stray baseballs. (mostly birds)

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Birds are ugly disgusting creatures though.

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Wait. how did the kitten get on the field?

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garret wrote:Wait. how did the kitten get on the field?


something similar to "Scotty, beam me down!"


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Somewhere in south-central England.

The reason why there is no cat punting in any sport, is because it's too difficult to kick one which hasn't been sedated, and to unsporting to kick one which has.

I believe there is a Mongolian sport which involves dragging goats around. Goats are larger than cats, of course, however the players are mounted so there is probably a good level of challenge involved.

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Kilkrazy wrote:The reason why there is no cat punting in any sport, is because it's too difficult to kick one which hasn't been sedated, and to unsporting to kick one which has.

I believe there is a Mongolian sport which involves dragging goats around. Goats are larger than cats, of course, however the players are mounted so there is probably a good level of challenge involved.
Goats are ugly disgusting creatures though.

Kittehs are t3h cute!


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Well that's why you have to grab them and rip them to shreds, obviously.


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Not if that cat has anything to say about it.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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