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2009/12/09 18:03:29
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/12/09 18:52:55
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Interesting that they forgot to mention it would hit in 2012.
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Worship me. |
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2009/12/09 19:18:13
Subject: Re:ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Everybody get your climbing gear, scrapers and booze, it's a party until the whole thing melts!!! Then it's a party for the sharks!!!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/12/09 20:00:30
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Huzza the world is comming to an end... Or wait perhpas its just random stuff happening in a rather dangerous part of the world.
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2009/12/09 20:06:04
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Fixture of Dakka
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To be fair, I think Australia has fewer species of animals that aren't poisonous than otherwise, so they'll be fine. It will probably end up like one of those Australian beer commercials, where the iceberg hits and everybody runs up and grabs chunks to put in their coolers for their perpetual beach volleyball parties.
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Worship me. |
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2009/12/09 20:09:51
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Just push it back. Duh.
It's a big ice cube.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/09 21:51:36
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Killer Klaivex
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To be fair, I think Australia has fewer species of animals that aren't poisonous than otherwise, so they'll be fine. It will probably end up like one of those Australian beer commercials, where the iceberg hits and everybody runs up and grabs chunks to put in their coolers for their perpetual beach volleyball parties.
Hahaha, oh wow.
You ever seen our wildlife? Kangaroos can gut you with one kick, as can emus. Funnel-web spiders will actually CHASE YOU and try to RIP AND TEAR your legs. Box jellyfish can kill in less than an hour. We have the most venomous snake in the world, the inland taipan. Even male platypuses (platypii?) are venomous!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/12/09 22:39:51
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Fixture of Dakka
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I think people are blowing this out of proportion after watching too many Kate Winslet films. Australia is a land mass, it cannot be sunk by an iceberg, no matter how large or stealthy it is.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/09 22:40:16
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2009/12/09 22:43:31
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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I always thought the word 'Australia' was just an English corruption of A'tuin.
A'tuin doesn't like icebergs.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/12/09 22:51:23
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Sinewy Scourge
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Coincidentally, I'm opening up an ice cube business soon, I'll be getting my first shipment in soon.
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2009/12/10 01:44:35
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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[bold]This week exclusive Copenhagen secret content!. Giant Iceberg sinks Australia[/bold]
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2009/12/10 01:51:23
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To be fair, I think Australia has fewer species of animals that aren't poisonous than otherwise, so they'll be fine. It will probably end up like one of those Australian beer commercials, where the iceberg hits and everybody runs up and grabs chunks to put in their coolers for their perpetual beach volleyball parties.
Hahaha, oh wow.
You ever seen our wildlife? Kangaroos can gut you with one kick, as can emus. Funnel-web spiders will actually CHASE YOU and try to RIP AND TEAR your legs. Box jellyfish can kill in less than an hour. We have the most venomous snake in the world, the inland taipan. Even male platypuses (platypii?) are venomous!
Just futher proof that people in ozzy are crazy.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/12/10 01:52:22
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:You ever seen our wildlife? Kangaroos can gut you with one kick, as can emus. Funnel-web spiders will actually CHASE YOU and try to RIP AND TEAR your legs. Box jellyfish can kill in less than an hour. We have the most venomous snake in the world, the inland taipan. Even male platypuses (platypii?) are venomous!
You Australians are full of gak.
I've been kicked by lots of kangaroos, and bitten by lots of funnel webs, and have had sex with lots of box jellyfish. None of them do anything, if they make me mad I just give The American Look and they run away in fear.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/10 01:55:22
Subject: Re:ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Stubborn Hammerer
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We have Emu's in our petting zoos dude.
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2009/12/10 02:00:40
Subject: Re:ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Scrabb wrote:We have Emu's in our petting zoos dude.
Petting zoo hell,Emu taste delicious...let it kick all it wants,it's going into the pot. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/12/10 03:49:41
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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This iceberg 'calved' TEN years ago. TEN YEARS. Has it just been waiting in a ginormous esky until now?
If the climate was warming up that much, why is it not an ice-cube by now? Besides, it'll melt when it hits the warmer currents that run around WA.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/12/10 04:07:36
Subject: ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:You ever seen our wildlife? Kangaroos can gut you with one kick, as can emus. Funnel-web spiders will actually CHASE YOU and try to RIP AND TEAR your legs. Box jellyfish can kill in less than an hour. We have the most venomous snake in the world, the inland taipan. Even male platypuses (platypii?) are venomous!
You Australians are full of gak.
I've been kicked by lots of kangaroos, and bitten by lots of funnel webs, and have had sex with lots of box jellyfish. None of them do anything, if they make me mad I just give The American Look and they run away in fear.
This...is so sigged
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Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
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