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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:14:17
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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This picture is worth a thousand words:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/11 21:15:42
251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:20:00
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Plastictrees
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lol.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:29:28
Subject: Re:Gaming Fail
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Unfortunate but necessary
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:40:53
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Go to an Anime Convention... I'm sure they have police enforcing that policy...
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:47:45
Subject: Re:Gaming Fail
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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I had that rule when I owned a store being as I once went in with my dogs and they were trying to hide their noses the smell was that bad. I mean COME ON!!!!!!! these dogs will eat their own poop people, and they think YOU smell WOW. rant over please resume normal status.
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 18:25:41
Subject: Re:Gaming Fail
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Empchild wrote:I had that rule when I owned a store being as I once went in with my dogs and they were trying to hide their noses the smell was that bad. I mean COME ON!!!!!!! these dogs will eat their own poop people, and they think YOU smell WOW. rant over please resume normal status.
I had to stop laughing to write this. That really is truly the worst a person can get in all honesty. I had a dog once that had a thing about having to eat poop occasionally. It was weird and the vet was confused. And instantly I thought of that dog wanting to not smell said stanky people. (yes Stanky) Oh thanks for the laugh
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 18:28:31
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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lolwut
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Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 21:20:52
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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I sware that when I saw that picture at first it reminded me of the middle of the Adepticon second round of the team tourny. At least a couple hundred half drunk gamers that have been living off of beer, booze, fast food and cheetos most of the sharing one room/bathroom. Imagine the smell.
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251 point Khador Army
245 points Ret Army
Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 22:10:49
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@ OP: About fething time.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 22:34:57
Subject: Re:Gaming Fail
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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YES!!!!
All LGS's need a sign like this.
What does the fine print on the poster say?
GG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 23:21:43
Subject: Gaming Fail
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Sinewy Scourge
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"C'mon people, we shouldn't have to say this!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 23:23:51
Subject: Gaming Fail
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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Nothing like the odour of the Great Unwashed masses to wake you up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 23:30:21
Subject: Gaming Fail
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Classic. Not the first time I've seen something like it, though.
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