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when will that be?

WHEN SOMEONE JOINS! DUH!

And ill buy some Sternguard vets sooner or later..

+Maybe I shouldn't have tried walking into the recruitment station+

Yes, people would love that...

+I thought my wrath was inspiring, thats what I keep getting told, who knew it scared off the recruits*spins up autocannon*+

We don't get new recruits? :(

Colonel-Commissar wrote:

master of ordinance wrote:
Ollie!!!
GET OUT OF THAT ENGINE
I see you joined as my driver. It will be a pleasure to have your company WATCH WERE YOUR PARKING MY TANK-ITS NOT A TOY ITS A LOVELY PEICE OF STEEL AND DEATH NOT JUST SOMETHING YOU CAN TAKE WHENEVER YOU LIKE.
Anyway nice to have you on the force.

Hey, I may keep tinkering with the engine but at least I won't crash - special driving training at the armoury, REMEMBER????!!!! AND AT LEAST I WON'T BE THE ONE WHO GOES NUTS WITH THE TWIN-LINKED ASSAULT CANNONS. AND THEN STARTS SHOWING OFF TO ADEPTUS SORORITAS ABOUT HIS "PRIMARY WEAPON"

Atleast ive GOT a primary weapon. And lets face it Soritas chicks are HOT. and gatling guns are AWSOME.

ok that was a bit random moo (master of ordinance)

loner wrote:We don't get new recruits? :(

of course we will get new ones. just not immediatly..... we'll have to wait and then you'll see them..... think...

Now, I promise, all new recruits get better painted!

ok ^.^

+I'll stay out of the recruitment station+

do you mean that sergeant mike is painted badly?

nope.

+So whens the next fight?+

When we are called again No, I dont know :(

]The shadows colesce and the light seems to dim. a figure in black and red armour steps out of the pool of darkness weilding an assaultcannon in one hand and waving half a predator engine in the other.[

Thats IT. were is that little feth head. look what hes DONE to my precious tank. i swear when i see him next ill stitch him with every round ive got. ]everyone stares at the massive belt of ammo running out of the gun and into the humongous ammo drum on his back[

LOOK-HES LEFT HALF THE PORTSIDE ENGINE LYING AROUND IN THE CORNER OF THE WORKSHOP!!
]waves assaultcannon threateningly as everyone prepares to dive into cover[

AND HES REMOVED THE EXTRA SPARE AMMO HOPPERS
]gestures to the ammo drum on his back[

ILL KILL HIM HELL NOT TOURTURE MY TANK AGAIN.
]everone takes cover[

Ahum. *chapter master coughs*

]spins and aims assaultcannon. almost drops assaultcannon as he notices who hes aiming at[
.....i can explain

Can you?

+Is this an assaultcannon spinning contest?+*winds up assault cannon*

]lowers assaultcannon. people begin to slowly emerge from cover.[
well you see its like this:
Ollie informed me he was doing some extra work on my Infernal Incarnay.
i went to see when he,d finished and hes left HALF THE PORT ENGINE OUT AND MOST OF THE EXTRA SPARE AMMO DRUMS. and thats just on the surface. hes TOURTURED MY TANK!!!

I guess im banned from the recruiting station now then. sigh. ill return to my quarters.
]steps into shadows and vanish,s[

*Dreadnought Techpriest Goon seems to be struggling with something on the wall of the recruitment station, stepping back it is revealed to say 'No Tech-Priests allowed'*

Edit: woops mixed up my characters XD

lol
anyways, ya arent banned from the recruitment station.. Everyone has his bad days MOO

+The station is biased against dreadnoughts, everytime I walk through the door/wall I get yelled at+

Position: Predator commander
name: brother Jace
likes driving over and shooting the enemy´s of the imperium
dislikes: melta weapons

+Welcome Brother, I was a Techpriest before my internment+

Welcome, new battle-brother

Name: Brother Ixiom
Position: Assault Sergent
Likes: Power Weapons/Power Fists
Dislikes: Xenos, shooting

Welcome