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1. Roll a dice to see if you will hit on target at a shooting range
2. if you get hurt, you take an armour save.
3. if you get hurt by someone, you take an armour save. If you succeed you call out “HA My armours too powerful for your S3 hit!”
4. you do an obstacle course and roll 2d6 to see how many inches you may move.
5. when you’re looking at a car, you think hmmm… AV 6.
6. When you see a tank, you think mhm, mhm, AV12.
7. you see some jungle and scream out WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR DANGEROUS TERRAIN TEST.
8. you go to an army range and ask the range, strength and AP of certain weapons.
9. You join the army just to ask your sergeant if it’s possible to trade out your lame, boring S3 AP- weapon for a bolter.
10. You join the heavy weapons squad to ask if you can trade out your S5 AP5 HMG for a Heavy bolter.

Go on, keep them going.
just, make sure to number them.

Can't help yelling "SPESS MEHREENS" at random intervals...

When you're ill you hallucinate about your Guard army screaming to you as they die and you do nothing...

You regard all women as Daemonettes and thus immerse yourself deeper in the hobby to make yourself repulsive to them and protect yourself from AIDS.

I am guilty of all three.

-You've read more than one of these kinds of threads...

-You take measure to stay out of TLOS.

-In your job as a manager an Mcdonald's, you wish you could use Commissar techniques to keep your employees in line.

When you throw red paint on your car, bike, bycicle or any other form of transportation.. RED UNS GO FASTA

When you think speeding is allowed in a red car.

You think everything can be converted..

You start trembling sweating profusely whenever you see a stylized I.

You carry your dice with you just in case.

When you have long conversations justifying why australian's from the bush would make good marine initiates, since we already live on a bloody death continent.
When you are researching the effects of a certain australian fauna's venom on humans and think about how much your haemonculi would like this.
When your friends point out that you'd make a bloody good haemonculi yourself and that DE armies are supposed to be more evil and vicious than their players, not the other way around.

You use dice to make all your hard decisions.

when you look at an ant and run off shouting Kracken Kracken

(I can't believe nobody's done this, yet)


...play Warhammer 40K

You watch Sci-fi movies and accidentally call the aliens "Tyranids" and the humans "Imperial Guard".

When start a new thread on something that already exists that was already on page 1
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When you carry around modeling supplies in holsters because you know something will break.

31: When you count all the reasons, just to get the right number.
32: When you do the above, just so you can do multiple numbers.
33: When you play WH 40k LRP.
34: When you think strippers are deamonettes.
35: When your tempted to post the "Black and White" Space Marine story.
36: When you have your kid dress up as a grot for halloween.
37: When you are gulty of the first 10.
38: Your on dakka dakka.
39: you spend your weekends at the LFGS.
40: when you reach 39 and can still think of more.