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First up, a disclaimer. Please post here in the spirit the thread is intended. Light hearted and humourous. If you feel offended, then I apologise, that is not my intent.

So, it's the 2nd coming. Christ is back on earth, and he's wondering what to do? So I suggest we write up a to do list for the big man himself. From problems to be sorted (and how) to things you think he might enjoy. After all, he was fond of wine and dinner parties first time around, so he seems to enjoy a laugh!

Without further ado, here we go!

1. Give whomever is currently Pope when he gets back a very hot bottom, on account they clearly missed/ignored the bit in the Bible about not actually needing a temple or owt to worship God.

2. Tell us that out of the myriad options available, just which Fast Food type and outlet gets the Holy Seal of Approval.

3. Claim that 10 million dollar check from poor Prince Hakim of Nigeria.

This thread is really in bad taste.

G

Does bolding your statement make it look more important?

This thread is perfectly fine and hasn't yet crossed any lines.

Does bolding your statement make it look more important?

This thread is perfectly fine and hasn't yet crossed any lines.

See God doubled your post to show yee the folly of yer way. Don't follow the trap.

G

This thread is closed. Seriously don't post attacks on the Catholic Church again or your account will be reviewed.