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Hey everyone, I just went by the 99 cent store to pick up a few things and saw that there was a calendar with chuck norris screen shots. I peaked through an open one and it had captions that we absolutely golden, (i.e. I don't step on toes, I step on necks). If you have a 99 store near you, pick one up!

scanz! moar scanz!

Fauntleroy. Want. Now.

http://www.calendars.com/Male-Movie-Stars/Chuck-Norris-2010-Desk-Calendar/prod124348/?categoryId=cat00072&navCount=1

That's the one, Malfred! The quote I said in the beginning is from January by the way. Awesome calendar, but pick one up at the 99 cent store... Chuck Norris is amazing, but not worth $13 for a calendar of him.

I already have 200 chuck norris jokes.
the joke you said, that's Mr.T's joke.

lord of the ghosts wrote:I already have 200 chuck norris jokes.
the joke you said, that's Mr.T's joke.

But, do you have them in the form of a wall calendar?

Grunt_For_Christ wrote:

lord of the ghosts wrote:I already have 200 chuck norris jokes.
the joke you said, that's Mr.T's joke.

But, do you have them in the form of a wall calendar?

No, but I made a paper/rubber/cloth/tape shoe of of them. Oh, and paper ninja weapons.