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RogueSangre






So, I got a Landspeeder Storm the other day, and I finished assembling it today. 20 minutes later, I caught my self waving the thing around in the air, complete with "woosh" and "freem" (even though its armed with a multi-melta...) sounds effects.

Does anyone else have any stories of using our "over-priced tabletop scale wargaming miniatures" as toys, or did I just eat to much lead paint as a kid?

   
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Doc Brown






I'm sorry... I'm distracted by the smilie face tau drone as your avatar... *drools*

Anyways. I can't say I've had any though when my brother's friends come over they'll often say how much fun they'd have if the limbs moved... It made me wanna slap em too! Don't tell me my toys are toys... I mean.

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Focused Fire Warrior





5 miles north of Funkytown

Devilfish=airplane noises, thats me

it's just a reaction people have sometimes. Really, they are 1 inch tall minis. You dont need a lot of imagination to pick them up and start playing with them and carrying through the air making gun noises

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I make explosion sounds for my Vindicator hence my username...other than that i think you may have eaten to much lead paint and rogue trader models!

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





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Every modeller, regardless of age, has done that with an Airfix kit.
   
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Stalwart Space Marine




Squamish BC

I did the exact same thing when i made my landspeeder, Wooshing and Swooping, no gun noises tho, i didnt stick it on yet

should i be ashamed of my self?

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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






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Howard A Treesong wrote:Every modeller, regardless of age, has done that with an Airfix kit.

I just did it about five minutes ago while priming a British Chieftain Mk IV.

By the by: Army Painter "British Armour"? Perfect match for the shade of olive drab on the studio Cadian 8th, and what's more--the Spartans, etc from Halo.

Just sayin'
   
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Uhlan




Philadelphia, USA

I catch myself constantly making "whoosh" and dakka sounds after I complete any Land Speeder or Bike.
   
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Savage Minotaur




Chicago

The smell of Plasma-Vaporized Flesh in the morning.

Yeah, I make "sploshcrackcrk" sometimes when I look at my L.R.E
   
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity





Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa

For awhile my friend's kid's favorite toy to "fly" around the house was one of his Devil Fishes.

On a related note, when I went in to UPS the other day to get a price quite on shipping a fig somewhere, she asked me what was in the box. I paused for a moment, and said toys. I figured it's close enough to the truth, and FAR easier to explain.

 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User





Canada

My fiancee will tell you it drives her crazy that I quote "we are sphes mehrens" every time I paint a blood raven.

Though as much as I try to explain against it she insists on giving a rooooooar-ing battle cry when she advances...her necrons.

And we both veroom veroom the land speeders.
   
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mythological wrote:Devilfish=airplane noises, thats me

it's just a reaction people have sometimes. Really, they are 1 inch tall minis. You dont need a lot of imagination to pick them up and start playing with them and carrying through the air making gun noises


Now I have visions of Luke Sky walker in his garage playing with his air speeder. (ack I can't believe I forgot the name of the air speeder)

I do the Pwee Pwee noises as well and cllllkkkkt clllkkkkttttt, sssskkkttttt skkkkkttttt noises form my 'Nids.

Agies Grimm:The "Learn to play, bro" mentality is mostly just a way for someone to try to shame you by implying that their metaphorical nerd-wiener is bigger than yours. Which, ironically, I think nerds do even more vehemently than jocks.

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Nothing beats making gun noises and shaking my heavy bolter havoc
   
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Stormin' Stompa





Guilty as charged.

My first Thunderbolt got "flown" around when it was assembled

.....and when it was basecoated

.....and almost-fully-painted

....and when it got decals

....And when it was varnished


Hell, I flying it around right now!

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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

You should see me with my battlesuits ;p

*pewpew* take them down team *pewpewpew* *vwooosh* ;p

I also did things like that when my valk was built too ;p

Also.. i got a friend at our LFGS who constantly plays with our models like he was 5. It's pretty funny.

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RogueSangre






Oh good. It's so reassuring to know I'm not a crazy person. I'm totally looking forward to the Blood Angels Tantalus lander both for its rumored game abilities, and because I want another toy spaceship to play with.

On an unrelated note, I'd totally be interested in buying a high quality Space Marine Action figure. Not like, a $10 G.I. Joe. I mean those hyper-detailed, accurate ones.

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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

Commander Endova wrote:Oh good. It's so reassuring to know I'm not a crazy person.

We should talk to GW about this. Now that I think about it, I'd totally be interested in buying a high quality Space Marine Action figure. Not like, a $10 G.I. Joe. I mean those hyper-detailed ones, accurate ones.


i rather have plush dolls of tyranids... you seen the face hugger one? so funny ;p

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You're right, I don't think of them as toys.

I think of them as dolls.

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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity





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I've got a plush Chest Burster, no Facehugger however.

 
   
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The head crab hat is a fun one.

I will never stop making titan noises. If someone makes fun of it, its on. Now all I need to do is finish it...

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Stabbin' Skarboy






Czech Republic

Haha, I did the exact same thing with my first deffkopta. And occasionally I speak in robot voice (DoW style) when I have my dreadnought nearby

   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Fedan Mhor

I had finished painting my ork trukk and decided to show it to my friend. She picked it up and basically the conversation went like this;

"Wow, vroom VROOM!"
"It's not a damn toy!"
"Awww"
"Fine, Ill get you a damn Tonka truck"
"Yay"

Some people never grow up. >_>;

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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

lol.. they don't indeed

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Malicious Mandrake





I have a converted battlewagon made from a small-ish stripped down plastic toy truck. Ii converted it to the extent where it is unrecognizable as a toy, but I made a small mistake that always gives it away.

I left a sound chip, attatched to the wheels, inside.

Now, whenever I go to move the thing, the wheels roll and make a very satisfying VROOM-diggidy-diggidy-diggdy...

It is my favourite battlewagon...

*Click*  
   
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

Warboss Gutrip wrote:I have a converted battlewagon made from a small-ish stripped down plastic toy truck. Ii converted it to the extent where it is unrecognizable as a toy, but I made a small mistake that always gives it away.

I left a sound chip, attatched to the wheels, inside.

Now, whenever I go to move the thing, the wheels roll and make a very satisfying VROOM-diggidy-diggidy-diggdy...

It is my favourite battlewagon...


bahahaha... if only you could add to the sound.. something like a warrrgghh in the background

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Been Around the Block




I think everyone who has ever handeled a vendetta has had this moment.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Two things I catch myself doing every time I use certain models:

Imitating that generic B movie spider sound for my talos whenever it moves across the field.

Singing, "Get your motors running..." when my bikes move.
   
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

I rotated the turret at my friends' minis and made "Kaboom" noises after I built my first Russ.

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Commander Endova wrote:Oh good. It's so reassuring to know I'm not a crazy person. I'm totally looking forward to the Blood Angels Tantalus lander both for its rumored game abilities, and because I want another toy spaceship to play with.

On an unrelated note, I'd totally be interested in buying a high quality Space Marine Action figure. Not like, a $10 G.I. Joe. I mean those hyper-detailed, accurate ones.


You're a crazy person who came for reassurance to a forum full of crazy people.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

My girlfriend will often pick up minis off my desk and make "pew pew" shooting noises.
I don't mind it to much as I give her gak concerning the OTT dialouge in the anime she watches.


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