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I'm here to post on a old forum post that i found rather funny..

You are on clean up duty fighting necrons. All of a sudden, new attackers are incoming. Do you:
a. Run away
b. Scream and point at the enemy "The monolith, we destory that and this is over! Charge!

If you answered b. Congrats.. your a Space marine!

Anyone else want to make some questions ;D

alright alright. . . let's see if i can make a funny

You are running a cleaning service, you specialize in kitchen maintenance, your standard response to any mess is

A) WAAGGHHH!!!!

B) Mr Clean

C) Chuck Norris

D) Virus bombs

First question: A. And any marine charging at the monolith is an idea. Charge at the warriors, kill them, and the monolith goes away along with the rest of the army. Charge the monolith and you get stomped. Marines are supposed to be effective fighters with a knowledge of tactics, after all.

Second: D. I hate cleaning any form of organic residue.

I am an ork!
Waaaagggghhhhh!

Theres no crippling phase out in Dawn of War. I remember the joke at the time was that the marine should of massed more speeders.