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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/06 15:11:47
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Plastictrees
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http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-28-year-old-lady-prison-guard-falls-for-violent-rapist/?TrackID=obpaid&obref=obnetwork
British prison officer Lisa Harris, 28, had found the man of her dreams. His name was Daniel Lynch, and he was a 33-year-old dream boat with big muscles and a baby face. Last February, they had a month-long whirlwind affair where they traded loads of loving text messages (“I miss you, can’t wait to see you and hold you. Sweet dreams.”), talked on the phone for hours, and met for a few secret rendezvous. He even referred to her as “princess.” But there was one downside to her new man—he was in prison. Her prison. And not for white collar crime. In 2008, Lynch stalked British TV presenter Katie Piper, abducted her, and raped her for more than eight hours in a hotel room. As if that weren’t traumatizing enough, after arrested, he arranged for a friend to throw acid in Piper’s face—she was blinded in one eye and severely scarred. I mean, how could you not fall for this guy?
Sadly, Harris’ love affair ended when she was caught sneaking a cell phone in to Lynch. Apparently, it was the second she’d given him—after she was arrested, it was discovered that she’d texted the second phone and warned him that their jig was up. She resigned from her post and is currently being charged with three counts of misconduct in a public office.
I wonder what the hell she was thinking....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/06 15:21:50
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Bryan Ansell
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She probably want thinking or at the very least only saw the facade that he presented her. Could be the rapist was typical of most abusive guys, they put on a charming exterior that make you doubt they could cause harm.
Still, her judgement was impaired and, regardless of the crime, shouldn't have struck up any kind of friendship beyond the boundaries of her role.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 00:55:33
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 01:11:08
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You must spell out the magical runes of Z-O-M-B-I-E to summon DeadShane
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 05:50:33
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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what ever happened to deadshane. is he ever one anymore?
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 06:31:56
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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aaaAAAAAAARRRRAAGGHHH!!! Who dares disturb my slumber with tales of jail douchebaggery!!!???
I will NEVER get this sort of behavior. It simply makes no friggin' sense whatsoever.
This same sort of thing happened in my jail about 2 years ago. A city employee working in the jail (not an LEO) smuggled not just a phone, but a recharger that could work off of the batteries in the block TV remote. Hidden in the cut out pages of a bible, this item was found in a search nonetheless.
Amazing. Putting up your CAREER for a relationship with someone who is IN JAIL. Possibly for murder, child molestation, or like this case...rape.
Many of the non-LEO employees that work in the jail feel sorry for these guys that are locked up....they dont see the big picture. They see a poor guy, well spoken and polite locked up for the next 10 years. He's sad, beaten, and gives this person any amount of flattery and will make them feel important and needed if given a chance. Maybe thats enough to make this employee fall for this inmate....
....I look at the guy's sheet. What do I see. A peice of garbage that strangled his crying baby girl so that he wouldnt be interupted because he was busy playing World of Warcraft, convicted. Essentially, an animal that is beneath contempt. I'll do my job. Feed him, make sure he's medically taken care of, and see to any other 'NEEDS'. Extra's though? Break the rules? NOT ON YOUR LIFE you peice of excrement.
Wow, rantrantrantrantrant.......
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 17:50:26
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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Deadshane1 wrote:aaaAAAAAAARRRRAAGGHHH!!! Who dares disturb my slumber with tales of jail douchebaggery!!!???
I will NEVER get this sort of behavior. It simply makes no friggin' sense whatsoever.
This same sort of thing happened in my jail about 2 years ago. A city employee working in the jail (not an LEO) smuggled not just a phone, but a recharger that could work off of the batteries in the block TV remote. Hidden in the cut out pages of a bible, this item was found in a search nonetheless.
Amazing. Putting up your CAREER for a relationship with someone who is IN JAIL. Possibly for murder, child molestation, or like this case...rape.
Many of the non-LEO employees that work in the jail feel sorry for these guys that are locked up....they dont see the big picture. They see a poor guy, well spoken and polite locked up for the next 10 years. He's sad, beaten, and gives this person any amount of flattery and will make them feel important and needed if given a chance. Maybe thats enough to make this employee fall for this inmate....
....I look at the guy's sheet. What do I see. A peice of garbage that strangled his crying baby girl so that he wouldnt be interupted because he was busy playing World of Warcraft, convicted. Essentially, an animal that is beneath contempt. I'll do my job. Feed him, make sure he's medically taken care of, and see to any other 'NEEDS'. Extra's though? Break the rules? NOT ON YOUR LIFE you peice of excrement.
Wow, rantrantrantrantrant.......
Thats what I call, owned.
(Best rant ever?)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 17:56:49
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Seconded.
My sister-in-law actually did this. Had sex between the bars with a trustee. She's pretty much a season's worth of Jerry Springer episodes though so it wasn't surprising. She ended up married to him and having her 4th child with him. Of course she's cheating on him now...lol
Short story:people do this because they are FUTARDED!
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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 18:40:36
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Deadshane1 wrote:he was busy playing World of Warcraft, convicted. Essentially, an animal that is beneath contempt.
Here here! I hate WoW.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 19:22:39
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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that really happned deadshane1. or are you using it as an example?
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 19:35:46
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Nurgleboy77 wrote:Seconded.
My sister-in-law actually did this. Had sex between the bars with a trustee. She's pretty much a season's worth of Jerry Springer episodes though so it wasn't surprising. She ended up married to him and having her 4th child with him. Of course she's cheating on him now...lol
Short story:people do this because they are FUTARDED!
Sorry, but your sister-in-law is a w*ore. She sounds worse than the prison guard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 19:38:31
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Madrak Ironhide
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garret wrote:that really happned deadshane1. or are you using it as an example?
I don't really want to know at this point.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 19:38:44
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Martial Arts Fiday
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What tipped you off the 4 kids from 3 guys or the sex-in jail thing? lol
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 22:09:11
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nurgleboy77 wrote:Seconded.
My sister-in-law actually did this. Had sex between the bars with a trustee. She's pretty much a season's worth of Jerry Springer episodes though so it wasn't surprising. She ended up married to him and having her 4th child with him. Of course she's cheating on him now...lol
Short story:people do this because they are FUTARDED!
why does this not surprise me¿
G
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 23:35:35
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Martial Arts Fiday
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No idea, GBF.....
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 23:41:26
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Sounds like true love to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/07 23:59:38
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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garret wrote:that really happned deadshane1. or are you using it as an example?
Absolutly true, with tiny/trivial fact(s) changed to protect the guilty's identity. This is the type of people I deal with on a day to day basis.
When they cry about stuff....what they "need" "want" ect....I pretty much could care less.
Feed them, medical needs, then lockdown at 11pm...no you guys cannot watch the news or the rest of the game, lockdown.
I dont treat them with hate, but I dont give them an ounce of niceness either. It's extremely rare they would deserve it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/08 01:02:13
Subject: Re:Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Battleship Captain
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What?
The?
Feth?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/08 01:59:23
Subject: Prison Guard falls for Rapist
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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