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[Post New] 2010/02/12 22:17:40
    Subject: A day in the life of the "Avarage" Slaaneshe cultust.
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Made in us
Raging Ravener





Daemon infested warp gate

*keep in mind I did this for fun and just to be stuped, oh and i am leaving all off the very "graphic" things, for the kids*



Ok, well first i woke up and steped on a nail, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

Then I ate some ceral, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

Then I took a shower and the water was more than 200 degrees, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

Then I got into a fight, and got shards of my ribs into my lings, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

Then I went to the hospital, they didnt give me anthestic, AND IT FELT SO GOOD

Then I went home...and it felt so good.

Yeah this is form a boring day at school so comment and add your own moments
of an average day in a slanneshe cultist's life.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/12 22:18:37

TheCyben: Seriously though, I'm not advocating GW to model any Boosh characters. If they have to pick one, it would have to be Tony Harrisson... but that would be an outrage.
 
   
[Post New] 2010/02/14 21:19:56
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/14 21:21:37

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
[Post New] 2010/02/20 20:41:00
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Made in gb
Utilizing Careful Highlighting






A post Brexit Wasteland

lol
   
[Post New] 2010/03/01 06:37:02
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Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver




Up in your base, killin' all your doods.

Orkeosaurus wrote:I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.



That's a lot more fitting.
Deathskulls

Logan Grimnar's Great Company






 
   
 
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