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Made in us
Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

With all this heathen talk of rum, rum drinking and all of the asinine rumblings about the wonderful aspects of rum I felt compelled to share this with Dakka: I just started on another bottle of Scotch. Its warm, delicious, soothing and sumptuous taste reminds me of the happiness I can have with just a bottle of Scotch, a good cigar and even a small amount of time on Dakka! That being said I just wanted to wish everyone a happy Singles Awareness Day!

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How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix 
   
Made in us
Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

This is....odd.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

Meh...

DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix 
   
Made in za
Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Started on another bottle of scotch you say, how many have you already finished?
Seems drinking is a large part of any Dakkites day during the Valentines day period. Yet, perhaps its like that all the time.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
Made in us
Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe







First Valentine's Day where I actually have a girlfriend, and I'm TDY in Nevada. She's in Virginia :( The internet sucks here so we couldn't even use Skype. To top this all off, I'm 19 and surrounded by NCO's, so drowning my semi-aloneness in booze isn't even an option

Hold me, Dakka

"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein

Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!  
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Started on another bottle of scotch you say, how many have you already finished?
To date or today?

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Seems drinking is a large part of any Dakkites day during the Valentines day period. Yet, perhaps its like that all the time.
Trust me, I never need an excuse to enjoy a drop of the craythur

DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

I'm drowning my misery in sausage. Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh well. I'm already fat, what the feth.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

I'm hammered. Ex-gf called, but only to gloat.

Viva la Dakka!

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
Made in za
Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

JEB_Stuart wrote:
Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Started on another bottle of scotch you say, how many have you already finished?
To date or today?

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Seems drinking is a large part of any Dakkites day during the Valentines day period. Yet, perhaps its like that all the time.
Trust me, I never need an excuse to enjoy a drop of the craythur


Just the number for today. Knowing your penchant for booze in general however, I would guess the overall number is quite high.




"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

Sorry to hear that Dogma I am very much sauced right now though, having gone through plenty of wine and working my way through Scotch

DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Is it 7-inch or 12-inch singles you are celebrating?

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in ca
Dakka Veteran






Nova Scotia, Canada

Seriously, Valentines is so fantasticly stupid...its hard to be broken up about it.

Just another credit card holiday.

(No I'm not just making excuses!!!)

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
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Made in us
Raging Rat Ogre




USA, Waaaghshington

I say we abolish it. Today was my birthday, turned 21 this february 14th. All my friends were busy again this year and my GF is bein a pain. Oh well Now I can drink with you guys, (legally anyway). Who wants a birthday shot? maybe a birthday bonghit?

 
   
Made in ca
Dakka Veteran






Nova Scotia, Canada

Ha, should have moved to CAnada. 19 legal drinking age

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed 
   
Made in us
RogueSangre






I spent my Valentines Day working with spreadsheets. Emo tears.

   
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Krazed Killa Kan






Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos

Spent Valentine's Day hanging out playing board games with some friends (None of which were gals). Not old enough to drink yet, though, so no drowning my sorrows of loneliness in alcohol yet.

My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers
Da Great Looted Waaagh!
The Court of the Wolf Lords

The Dakka Code:
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Made in us
Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

nintendoeats wrote:Seriously, Valentines is so fantasticly stupid...its hard to be broken up about it.

Just another credit card holiday.

(No I'm not just making excuses!!!)


Isn't that the way of most holidays? I mean, the whole concept pretty much turns on belief.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
Made in ca
Dakka Veteran






Nova Scotia, Canada

dogma wrote:
nintendoeats wrote:Seriously, Valentines is so fantasticly stupid...its hard to be broken up about it.

Just another credit card holiday.

(No I'm not just making excuses!!!)


Isn't that the way of most holidays? I mean, the whole concept pretty much turns on belief.


Yes.

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I celebrated Chinese New Year with my family.

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

Now you've gotta inform us of your 99 problems.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Oh I got all sorts. I've need to patrol both raps and gats, the guy at the coffin shop keeps messing up my order, rap critics are calling me a money-cash hoe, my Zapdos has holes in him (I need to use a super potion), I don't know what I'm going to do with all of this dough and beef I have (make meatbread?), magazines are trying to use my ass (I told them they can kiss it, but that's as far as it goes!), and I need to move my furniture from Rags County to Riches by this Wednesday.

Fortunately, I don't have any bitch problems, which is good, as I'm swamped already.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
 
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