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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/23 00:30:04
Subject: Epic fail?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Had to share this from the tournament this weekend.
I had a Bloodthirster with 2d6+2 attacks, reroll misses, and 3+ armor. Along with 5 Fleshhounds of Khorne, charged into 18 Saurus Warriors, with Spears, Standard, and BSB attached. I rolled a 7 for my attacks, giving me 9 on the charge.
What would you think a realistic outcome of this would be?
Bet you don't come up with the Daemons losing by SEVEN. Then I roll a 10 for the Thirster and pick him up, then it almost didn't matter what I rolled for the lone Hound, he poofed too.
So, I killed 3 Warriors, and he killed a Thirster and 5 hounds......
Ugh.
Clay
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/23 02:51:14
Subject: Epic fail?
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/24 16:51:26
Subject: Epic fail?
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Dankhold Troggoth
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Wow... that can't be according to the stats
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/24 17:22:17
Subject: Epic fail?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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That really shouldn't happen. I think you just got very very VERY unlucky.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 00:55:48
Subject: Re:Epic fail?
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Fixture of Dakka
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It doesn't matter what you play, sooner or later the dice just bite you and there isn't a darn thing you can do about it. Just sigh, smile, and take it like a man.
Then challenge him to a rematch later!
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CHAOS! PANIC! DISORDER!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 04:53:32
Subject: Re:Epic fail?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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He's a good friend of mine, so it was all good in the end. All I could do was shake my head and try to not get tabled completely.
Clay
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 20:03:02
Subject: Epic fail?
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Gnawing Giant Rat
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In a recent game of mine a similar... but not quite so epic fail happened to my friend. Was my O&G's vs Empire, 1500 pts a side. In my second turn i send a goblin doom diver at his Knights of the inner circle, 8 strong lvl 2 mage and Captain of the empire (general included). Rolled a 6 for hits killed 5. He rolls a 10. Then rolls an 18 to flee him off the table by an inch.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 22:20:30
Subject: Re:Epic fail?
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Oddly, I don't feel any sympathy for a Demons player XD. However sorry on your epic fail lol. I misfire EVERY time with my Tomb Kings Catapults, so I know what its like XD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 22:28:57
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Drew_Riggio
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Callum wrote:Oddly, I don't feel any sympathy for a Demons player XD. However sorry on your epic fail lol. I misfire EVERY time with my Tomb Kings Catapults, so I know what its like XD
Say that to my friend. He charged my 12 Dark Elf Spearmen with his Ancient Stegadon. He fluffed all his attacks, i killed all the skinks in the howdah(?), he ran and I chased him down. Ouch...
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The God Emperor
He almost died and got put on life support for your sins.
-n0t_u |
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