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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Really wanna post...

Hope that suits you Shas...

I think that in order to test for pure-bloodity one has to put their blood into a petri dish and then apply a heated piece of metal to it. If the blood sizzles then you're not a pureblood, if the blood jumps in reaction then you are a pureblood.

Nice post Warork...

... I hope you don't mind if I do an extremely short post in return...

... very busy today...

so much OT.

sorry for the wait.

anyhow, I should be able to regularly RP for about a month.

ineptus astartes wrote:so much OT.

sorry for the wait.

anyhow, I should be able to regularly RP for about a month.

That's good...

Shame about Ruiz and Abdi though...

Well...still no RP's from either darksage or bereserkersteve...so...sometime today I suppose I'll be co-opting their characters and just doing some sort of Network compound "portal opening" myself...
Also nothing much from silly or Chowder lately either....so...bleh...not sure what to do with that.

I will try to get more up after a few updates. I gotta work on A Ban in the Dark too. (play on the detective film, 'a knife in the dark' BTW)

FITZZ wrote:Also nothing much from silly or Chowder lately either....so...bleh...not sure what to do with that.

I've seen Chowder around plenty but no Silly...I hope he hasn't gotten in another RL situation to put him on internet hiatus...

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:Also nothing much from silly or Chowder lately either....so...bleh...not sure what to do with that.

I've seen Chowder around plenty but no Silly...I hope he hasn't gotten in another RL situation to put him on internet hiatus...

I was just thinking the same thing... ...I suppose we'll just have to see.

Scary...

... and I miss silly...

Working on getting something up tonight.... heres hoping. Going to be offline from Friday for a week though so I'd better get something going quick!


Also... on Atlas...

Erzuli: "So whos the new guy? A bit tall, rough round the edges... might be a useful sort."

Natasha: *grins* "Oh hes a Pure Blood... he's going to be very useful indeed!"

Erzuli: *look of sheer horror* "Think I may have left an experiment on..." *runs for the hills*

Aurelia wrote:Working on getting something up tonight.... heres hoping. Going to be offline from Friday for a week though so I'd better get something going quick!


Also... on Atlas...

Erzuli: "So whos the new guy? A bit tall, rough round the edges... might be a useful sort."

Natasha: *grins* "Oh hes a Pure Blood... he's going to be very useful indeed!"

Erzuli: *look of sheer horror* "Think I may have left an experiment on..." *runs for the hills*

... ...Who knows ...perhaps Natasha will ...indoctranate Atlas herself....or maybe she'll just tear his head off for paling around with traitors and vamps...Pure Blood isn't a " free pass" as far as she's concerned...look what she did to Carl.

FITZZ wrote:

... ...Who knows ...perhaps Natasha will ...indoctranate Atlas herself....or maybe she'll just tear his head off for paling around with traitors and vamps...Pure Blood isn't a " free pass" as far as she's concerned...look what she did to Carl.

That was after she'd had her wicked (very wicked btw... harsh!) way with him! But hey if she does so decide he needs to die, Erzuli may be all to happy to volunteer to help!


Not that she has a problem with becoming a mother or anything...

Aurelia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

... ...Who knows ...perhaps Natasha will ...indoctranate Atlas herself....or maybe she'll just tear his head off for paling around with traitors and vamps...Pure Blood isn't a " free pass" as far as she's concerned...look what she did to Carl.

That was after she'd had her wicked (very wicked btw... harsh!) way with him! But hey if she does so decide he needs to die, Erzuli may be all to happy to volunteer to help!


Not that she has a problem with becoming a mother or anything...

See Natasha and Erzuli could take turns ( not like that...well...maybe not like that) with dealing with Atlas....by the time they finished he'd just be a quivering pile of mutilated wolf with a sheep's head grafted to his butt and two party whistles jammed up his nose.

FITZZ wrote:

See Natasha and Erzuli could take turns ( not like that...well...maybe not like that) with dealing with Atlas....by the time they finished he'd just be a quivering pile of mutilated wolf with a sheep's head grafted to his butt and two party whistles jammed up his nose.

And... there goes my cola.

Which nose btw.. choices, choices?

Aurelia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

See Natasha and Erzuli could take turns ( not like that...well...maybe not like that) with dealing with Atlas....by the time they finished he'd just be a quivering pile of mutilated wolf with a sheep's head grafted to his butt and two party whistles jammed up his nose.

And... there goes my cola.

Which nose btw.. choices, choices?

Considering Erzuli's fondness for experiments...poor Atlas could end up with a dozen noses...each with party whistles jammed into them mind you...Natasha and Erzuli would the take turns bashing him over the head ( wherever that may be) with a 3 foot salami so that he tweets out the entire score of West side story.

Pain... laughing... too much... you sir are going to send me on my week long 'holiday' early if you are not careful!

Aurelia wrote:Pain... laughing... too much... you sir are going to send me on my week long 'holiday' early if you are not careful!

Oooh..yeah....Guess maybe I should refrain from even mentioning the idea I had concerning Natasha, Erzuli ...what may or may not remain of Atlas and a Tuba, 3 Kippers, a length of rope, six gallons of cooking oil and a unicycle...that would be pushing things way to far...
...Ok..I'll be good now.

FITZZ wrote:

Aurelia wrote:Pain... laughing... too much... you sir are going to send me on my week long 'holiday' early if you are not careful!

Oooh..yeah....Guess maybe I should refrain from even mentioning the idea I had concerning Natasha, Erzuli ...what may or may not remain of Atlas and a Tuba, 3 Kippers, a length of rope, six gallons of cooking oil and a unicycle...that would be pushing things way to far...
...Ok..I'll be good now.

You guys and your twisted fantasies...I expected better from both of you...

Besides...Do you know who has to clean whatever's left of poor Atlas up after they're done? Let me tell you...pure blood may be only a little different from the regular stuff but its ten times harder to get out of the carpet!

/joke

Why does it seem like everyone around here takes a vacation at the same time?

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Aurelia wrote:Pain... laughing... too much... you sir are going to send me on my week long 'holiday' early if you are not careful!

Oooh..yeah....Guess maybe I should refrain from even mentioning the idea I had concerning Natasha, Erzuli ...what may or may not remain of Atlas and a Tuba, 3 Kippers, a length of rope, six gallons of cooking oil and a unicycle...that would be pushing things way to far...
...Ok..I'll be good now.

You guys and your twisted fantasies...I expected better from both of you...

Besides...Do you know who has to clean whatever's left of poor Atlas up after they're done? Let me tell you...pure blood may be only a little different from the regular stuff but its ten times harder to get out of the carpet!

/joke

Why does it seem like everyone around here takes a vacation at the same time?

Well...fortunately for whom ever has to do clean up...Natasha has stocked up on new improved " Blood-B-Gone"...that's right folks..new and Improved Blood-B-Gone, for all your " what do you mean ya shot Marvin in the face?" moments...ask for it by name...

Couldn't tell you why people keep going on vacation at the same time...personally, I blame Regan..

Posted... eek!

Aurelia wrote:Posted... eek!

Loved it... , I can see having some fun with my next Natasha post.

Its about time we got something to counter Scarlett's uber vamps...

WARORK93 wrote:Its about time we got something to counter Scarlett's uber vamps...

one one side of the nation: vine-men.

on the other: dog-men.

*resists urge to kill you all*

Why the Atlas hate?

I think Natasha would understand what he had to do to survive, that he has had no tutoring whatsoever in Lycan culture, and is still trying to fething understand his past...

... and also I seriously think you guys should stop being so harsh to every character I fething create...

... I mean, for crying out loud, hes done hardly anything yet!

I mean, I never make fun of anbody elses characters...

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:*resists urge to kill you all*

Why the Atlas hate?

I think Natasha would understand what he had to do to survive, that he has had no tutoring whatsoever in Lycan culture, and is still trying to fething understand his past...

... and also I seriously think you guys should stop being so harsh to every character I fething create...

... I mean, for crying out loud, hes done hardly anything yet!

I mean, I never make fun of anbody elses characters...

I don't have a target on his, or any of your character's heads Kais. The basis of the joke for me, was Erzuli's severe aversion to her 'duty' to make the Great Wolf, not Atlas... plus her extensive tendancy to experiment in silly, Frankenstein-like ways. I have no current plans to kill, maim or otherwise harm him. (Erzuli doesn't even know he exsists.)

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:*resists urge to kill you all*

Why the Atlas hate?

I think Natasha would understand what he had to do to survive, that he has had no tutoring whatsoever in Lycan culture, and is still trying to fething understand his past...

... and also I seriously think you guys should stop being so harsh to every character I fething create...

... I mean, for crying out loud, hes done hardly anything yet!

I mean, I never make fun of anbody elses characters...

I've got no Atlas hate at all...more or less I was just having a bit of a joke with Aurelia...and...perhaps taking the piss with you just a bit.. ...
No harm Intended Kais...all in fun, I certainly have no plans to allow any sorts of sheep to buttocks fusion experiments to be performed on Atlas.

@Shas...I dunno Shas...your characters are always just easy to laugh at...just like whenever something bad happens to Andy the joke is "It can't get any worse for him...wait...sure it can!"

Just be glad you have a part in making us all smile, we're just fooling with ya...laugh at it as you would one of Halo's silly posts...don't take it so personally...

Besides...if Natasha wanted to kill or maim Atlas, Harlow would have already done so...

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:*resists urge to kill you all*

Why the Atlas hate?

I think Natasha would understand what he had to do to survive, that he has had no tutoring whatsoever in Lycan culture, and is still trying to fething understand his past...

... and also I seriously think you guys should stop being so harsh to every character I fething create...

... I mean, for crying out loud, hes done hardly anything yet!

I mean, I never make fun of anbody elses characters...

If you mean IC, your PC IS the cause of my PC's friends deaths. so he's a bit miffed. it seems trouble follows you.

I didn't mean IC, I might OOC as IC is reasonable...

... anyway, sorry for the outburst, it just really pissed me off and I felt like raging...

... but it does seriously akinda piss me off, I mean have you seen how many posts you've done on that subject?

And can somebody post in response please...?

@Inptus...

... Oh yeah, just wanna say any gak on how Atlas is the cause of some of your PC's deaths is complete crap...

... your guys decided to go on the mission, and it wasn't Atlas' fault that the Hand were there...