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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/817047-jesus-christ-appears-in-students-frying-pan

Its always Jesus isnt it? That could be almost anyone with long hair and a beard.

Jeff Lebowski appears in frying pan would be a far better headline.

This would be better. I may have to rent this this weekend.

LuciusAR wrote:Its always Jesus isnt it? That could be almost anyone with long hair and a beard.

Jeff Lebowski appears in frying pan would be a far better headline.

WWJD? - What would Jeff do?

couldn't have been Jesus.

Jesus was a Jew and the guy was cooking bacon!

@ Chibi Bodge-Battle- apparently you haven't read the Gospel of Biff.

Actually, that frying pan should be taken by the police, as the image there bears a strange resemblance to this man here:



It is the weapon used against John Lennon. That face imprint is unmistakable.

Oh My God he fried Jesus!!! Bastard!!!

Frazzled wrote:

This would be better. I may have to rent this this weekend.

Woohoo... MOD posted boobies!

Correct on all counts WarOne!

never heard of Biff's Gospel
And is this proof that the Beatles are indeed bigger than God?

Why is it nobody ever sees Buddha or Mohammed?

How many muslims fry bacon after a night on the pop?

Probably something to do with Islamic iconoclasm - though have seen similar stories but iirc it was a pice of holy scripture in some edible thing or other.

Buddhists see Buddha in everything any way!

There have been some things like verses out of the Koran in a cut Aubergine and so on.

I don't understand why people freak out over jesus appearing everywhere.
He *IS* Jesus, after all.


Here's the rub, though: Muhammad shows up in grilled cheese sandwiches, wood grain, frying pans, dried paint spills and the like ALL THE TIME.
It's just that nobody realizes it, since they don't know what he looks like.

; )

Eric

That's the one KK

Does anyone know what Jesus looked like, Eric?
We only have St. Veronica's hanky to go by

"I am thinking that there is some way that they were able to get that image produced there. I believe in miracles and God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost, however, these kind of sightings are suspicious to me. I will not call them liars straight out, but I am skeptical, BIG TIME! Amay, Mendo, USA"

Better than the article IMO.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:That's the one KK

Does anyone know what Jesus looked like, Eric?
We only have St. Veronica's hanky to go by

Nothing like the soft buddy-Christ image we usually get. He was born in the mid-east busted his butt in his father's carpentry shop for about fifteen years. He wasn't a soft effeminate man with perfect pale white skin and brown hair. He was probably tanned with dark hair, and was anything but effeminate.

I other words he probably looked a lot like those brown people we're dropping bombs on right now.

Clearly it was John Lennon, not Jebus.

Maybe Santa Claus

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Does anyone know what Jesus looked like, Eric?

Here's my point. -------->






<---------- Here's you.


You missed it.
: )


Eric

by a country mile my dear fellow.

If Jesus popped up I'd be freaked out, man!

You know what, I digress. John Lennon planted the frying pan murder weapon himself, as he later went on to shave his beard and hide in a wizard's castle somewhere up in the mountains. Artist sketches portray him as a nerdy young man with glasses and a penchant for creepy bald men also involded in the dark arts. Here is a sketech of what cops think he currently looks like:



Here is a picture of the kind of crowd he hangs out with now:

Maybe he popped up in a frying pan to suggest giving peas a chance?

I've always wondered why these "miracles" occur on a frying pan or a grilled cheese sandwich or on a stack of pancakes and never on the top of the superdome or the side of the Washington monument.
Perhaps Jesus prefers being discreate.

Nah man, he appears on frying pans etc. in order to warn people about their dietary habits.

You'll notice he never appears in a salad.


Coincidence? You be the judge...

Albatross wrote:Nah man, he appears on frying pans etc. in order to warn people about their dietary habits.

You'll notice he never appears in a salad.


Coincidence? You be the judge...

A-Ha! It all makes perfect sense now.

You'll notice he never appears in a salad.

lettuce pray?


okay, two successive butt awful jokes attempted in one thread

I'll get my coat

Burn the heretical artifact. Or at least apply heat.

Albatross wrote:Nah man, he appears on frying pans etc. in order to warn people about their dietary habits.

You'll notice he never appears in a salad.


Coincidence? You be the judge...

Well, there was a case around here a few months ago when a peasant cutting a potato noticed a cross inside...No jesus just a cross...so he (and the whole peasant village) took it as a sign, so potatos are bad as well. I'm attaching a pic so you can see for yourselves

That, or those peasants are just plain stupid

Well, if they consider Potatoes to be healthy....