Feed the squig

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**Orky-Kowboy**

Here's how it works: you feed the squig a person (can be anybody/anything). The next person writes down the squig's reaction to eating that person/thing/whatever and feeds the squig another person, so:

1) I feed Tom Cruise to the squig.
2) Squig becomes a psychotic Scientologist. I feed my mother-in-law to the squig. etc, etc, etc.

Alright? Here goes:
I feed Harry Potter to the squig.

**Arheiner**

Squig becomes a Weirdsquig.

I feed Shadowbrand to the squig and an AK47 made of cheese.

**Orky-Kowboy**

Squig mutates into Terrormouse.

I feed Samuel L. Jackson to the squig.

**RiTides**

The white's of the Squig's eyes get very large, and it stops blinking.

I then proceed to feed Voldemort to the Squig.

(OT- Having finished the Potter series today, I'm mortified that you fed it Harry!)

**Arheiner**

The squig has a massive reaction inside as Pooter and Voldemort duel to the death

I feed Sly Marbo, A Chainsaw, Peter Jackson, A Mince Pie and The Swarmlord to the squig.

**Soladrin**

The squig is unable to hold those levels of awesome and explodes, only to have it's giblets coming back together so it is reborn.

I feed every single furry out there to the squig.

**RiTides**

The squig belches out the furries to produce the famous Star Trek episode "Trouble with Tribbles". And you wondered where that came from!

I feed a whole bottle of Alka-Seltzer to the squig.

**Anshal**

It turns into a Orc witch smacks you with a cleaver

I feed it black metal, vodka and a bottle of Asprin

**RiTides**

The squig wakes up with a hangover after ingesting the rock concert above (heavy metal, alchohol, and drugs).

I feed it the expanding bubble gum from Willy Wonka's. Take that, squiggy!

**Orkestra**

The squig uses it's giant mouth to blow the largest bubble ever conceived of. It wins multiple awards and is crowned 'best squig ever'.

I feed the squig itself.

**RiTides**

The squig winks out of existence in this universe, and appears in another, having broken one of the fundamental laws of "sqysics".

I feed the squig William Shatner.

**Mr-_-Flidd**

The squig suddenly becomes a bi-dimensional creature and spits itself out through the gate between the dimensions.

I feed the squig Chuck Norris. (poor squig)

**Mr-_-Flidd**

Damn it! Tides bet me to it!

The squig suddenly feels it can boldly go anywhere it likes and so goes home!

I still feed the Squig Chuck Norris!

**Anshal**

The squig and Chuck Norris becomes best friends.

I feed the squig Hermine from harry potter along with Ronny

**Arheiner**

The squig dies from your spelling.

I feed the squig TH/SS Termies and a guy called Dave.

**shas'o vera**

the suig starts dancing like MC hammer, but is now from a planet called dave.

i feed the squig vin diesel

**Arheiner**

The squig becomes a trukka squig

I feed the squig a 10000 point DoC army

**shas'o vera**

the squig pukes them up ontop of you.

i feed the squig railguns!. lots and lots of railguns

**Arheiner**

The squig fires them all and becomes a light show

I feed the squig a Hammerhead and throw Arjac Rockfist's Thunder Hammer at it, but fail to wound and it swallows it.

**shas'o vera**

the squig cant touch this as he i busy coughing up the remains of a hammer, and sparks come out of his body.

i feed the squig multi lazers

**Arheiner**

The squig then notices CS goto and eats him, becoming a god to the eldar

I feed the squig Eldrad, Teclis and Gandalf.

**shas'o vera**

the squig eats gandalf first, but he cannot eat the others because they shall not pass!.

i feed the squig EF, just to see what happens in the name of my multipule gods

**Darkvoidof40k**

Nothing Happens.

I feed the squig the People are killing 40k! thread. It can have the 2nd one that has a spelling mistake in it's name for seconds.

**VikingScott**

It laughs so hard it wets itself.

I fed it mat ward and his trashy shameless blood angel codexes.

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Said Squig becomes Hello Kitty, sees itself in a mirror and implodes with the outrageous cutiness of it all!

From the ensuing orange gloop on the bedroom carpet emerges a sqig which is fed the entire Globe Idol franchise including every hopeless wannabee that has ever auditioned.

**Darkvoidof40k**

The money that was included in that eventually... re-emerges.... from the squig, and he becomes rich and buys an army of Commissars to one-shot a round per dude kill everyone elses armies.

I feed the Squig Commissar Nikev. [Someone should go tell him he's been eaten]