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Hey boss, we like ummm, need some o da main food now. Thanks boss.

Can you decode this, I'll give the answer in 24 hours if nobody get's it. Which they probably won't, you need to think outside the box and into the world of 40k.

Lolwut?

Hey Warboss, can you give us some more squig now? Thanks Warboss?

@unclean one

yea thats what i was thinking too, or maby humans? not sure or the orks eath them, but if somebody besides nids does it im sure it will be orks :p

Orks eat squigs mostly; though they also eat humans, grots, snotlings, other orks and basicly anything else they have to hand.

Indeed.... they make beer out of fungus too... I think it's fungus or maybe squigs as well, any clues to the actual answer? Are we close?

Nope, nowhere near, remember your trying to find the ork's secret message.

WAAAAAGH?

Orks always win?

..

hmm maby dark angels as food? (da)

So I'm assuming it's a code of sort and literal thinking isn't the answer?

Need more zoggin' snots!

EDIT: Can has Squigburger?

scarskull5 wrote:

Spoiler:

The answer is, if you think about it, simple. The message was short, sapitals were in normal places. THEIR ORKS GUYS, ORKS. Did, you really think orks would send a secret message. Yes you could say it's a trick question, heck it sure tricked you.

bit lame though

scarskull5 wrote:

Spoiler:

The answer is, if you think about it, simple. The message was short, sapitals were in normal places. THEIR ORKS GUYS, ORKS. Did, you really think orks would send a secret message. Yes you could say it's a trick question, heck it sure tricked you.

There is not a single question mark in your original post, thus, there is no question.

ooo tricksies

Oh, c'mon I fething spent half the night trying to get this one, the rest of your messages were easy, but this one I thought was something really challenging, turns out its a fake...

Bleh!

Haha?
Not really all that clever or anything, just really frustrating. It's not the kind of thing that makes me look and think "Ahhh! So that's how it works! Clever."
And also, considering that it seems like in this context, that the boyz or grots or whoever is talking, is actually TALKING rather than sending a message, capitalization and punctuation shouldn't play a part. Not to mention, you still spelt with the "orkish" spelling. There's nothing in the fluff that orks don't use capitalization and punctuation in their writing.
Besides the fact that they don't, you know, use writing at all, or english for that matter. They have glyph system, if I recall, which makes your whole point of "they're orks, they don't use correct grammar!" wrong to begin with.
I'm sorry, but this so called "puzzle" just infuriated me.
I obviously need something better to be doing at 12am, like maybe sleeping...

This thread is pretty pointless, I won't lie. I enjoy Ork talk as much as anybody else, but making a thread about one phrase is just kind of spammy. Make an Ork talk appreciation station thread or something if you want, but this is just kind of irritating.

ZoomDakkaDakka wrote:Haha?
Not really all that clever or anything, just really frustrating. It's not the kind of thing that makes me look and think "Ahhh! So that's how it works! Clever."
And also, considering that it seems like in this context, that the boyz or grots or whoever is talking, is actually TALKING rather than sending a message, capitalization and punctuation shouldn't play a part. Not to mention, you still spelt with the "orkish" spelling. There's nothing in the fluff that orks don't use capitalization and punctuation in their writing.
Besides the fact that they don't, you know, use writing at all, or english for that matter. They have glyph system, if I recall, which makes your whole point of "they're orks, they don't use correct grammar!" wrong to begin with.
I'm sorry, but this so called "puzzle" just infuriated me.
I obviously need something better to be doing at 12am, like maybe sleeping...

If you look back I did never state that orks don't use correct grammar. Simply that they are too stupid to put secret messages. But people seem angry so I will make a real hard puzzle for you to solve to make it up to you guys.

Why are you spamming the forums?

I don't know, why don't you ask Pwnagus Humungus Superius Kick-buttus Supremius Awesomeus Uberus Rex.




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Yes, but that was humourous in the tiniest bit. This is just DUMB!

Touché

I'm sorry but if you people had tried thinking about orks rather thant he actual puzzle like I suggested thinking outside the box, maybe you would have got it. Also: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/287797.page

So...the secret message in this secret message is that there is no secret message? Seems to me you could have saved a lot of time and energy by not starting this thread...

scarskull5 wrote:I'm sorry but if you people had tried thinking about orks rather thant he actual puzzle like I suggested thinking outside the box, maybe you would have got it. Also: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/287797.page

Do you think your funny or smart or something?

Second 'eadbreaka. No more threads like this.

No I don't, and I don't want an argument I just can't understand why you guys are getting so angry.