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you are the president who just got elected to his 2nd term.Since you cant get imopeached for it and since you are not running again you can do what you want.
Fist thing first. Recliner instead of office chair.
Cages hanging from the ceailing containing either birds or women dancing in them.
A stripper pool.
futon.
tie-die drapes.
big screen to play movies on.
Soda/beer fountain.
Anyone else got an idea.

A big Union Jack on the wall to remind you who your friends are

A homer simpson style setup with the red nodding bird thing.

Also the map in there would be inverted and have Australian in the centre.. http://flourish.org/upsidedownmap/hobodyer-large.jpg I'd make it american policy (in your schools and books forever!!!!) but lower taxes and require people to take the law inot their own hands to save on police .. and medical.. well forget medical ER now costs money.. I would do all this just for the map!

See look how important I appear wooo! Its like ultuhan (however you spell the elf isle) and the rest of the old world!

Australian flag is gak so I wouldn't bother with that.

Stacks and stacks of Yuan, or whatever universal currency is used in the wake of the USD.

A Throne of Skulls with blood pouring down the walls, and a big*** weapon (most liekly a sword of some description) resting on the side. And the walls will be made out of Brass.

Put up pink, fluff wall paper.

This:



A giant rug replacement showing Dick Cheney's face so other presidents shall be haunted by his glowering, smoldering conspiracy shadow government face forever.

I would do nothing, as each President spends many to much money on an office that is revamped every 2-8 years that they spend little time in.

Its the biggest waste of money i have ever seen on an office.

I would put sports and Heavy Metal flags, like in the town hall of a town next to mine

Squig_herder wrote:I would do nothing, as each President spends many to much money on an office that is revamped every 2-8 years that they spend little time in.

Its the biggest waste of money i have ever seen on an office.

Note me in for Dictator er President and I can fix that temporary problem.

This would work. You always want to remain humble and remember you have feet of clay.

Assuming the job comes with Ninja Helper Monkeys [how else would a Limey be able to take over] I imagine that it would remain the same but with random splodges of monkey poo.

"Next to roll out socialised medicine and Death Panels, Cheeta you are in charge until I get back!"

I would build everything out of $100 bills, stacked every which way. To remind myself, of how much money I stole from the American people to get there. That would be humbling I think.

I'd put a golden toilet in the middle, and never ever sit anywhere else. Always with my trousers down.

KingCracker wrote:I would build everything out of $100 bills, stacked every which way. To remind myself, of how much money I stole from the American people to get there. That would be humbling I think.

This is also a very good point; one must stay grounded, with great power and all that.

I would therefore also have one of my newly subjugated colonials [I'm thinking Beyonce?], err I mean loyal Amerikanz at all times over the shoulder of my gaming, errr I mean presidential chair whispering in my ear "you da man". There that should do the trick.

E-bay most of the material in there now. Then I would set about installing a Big Red Button on the desk, which I would use to make negotiations go faster.

Also to ease international relations, I would have a map with numbered countries. The numbers would correspond to the order I planned to invade them if open warfare broke out. I would happily explain this to foreign diplomats, and move their number around as we negotiated.

I would also need a lever which triggers a trap door in front of the desk- but in the interest of international diplomacy, it would only lead to an extreme make-over stylist salon. In this salon, whoever had displeased me would be put into 80's style of the opposite sex, then returned to their embassy.

i would demand live chamber music, and generally abuse my power to the greatest possible extent without causing open war. I would also accumulate small dogs from local animal shelters and set them up on the Whitehouse lawn. This is one of the many reasons I should never be placed in a position of power.

notprop wrote:

KingCracker wrote:I would build everything out of $100 bills, stacked every which way. To remind myself, of how much money I stole from the American people to get there. That would be humbling I think.

This is also a very good point; one must stay grounded, with great power and all that.

I would therefore also have one of my newly subjugated colonials [I'm thinking Beyonce?], err I mean loyal Amerikanz at all times over the shoulder of my gaming, errr I mean presidential chair whispering in my ear "you da man". There that should do the trick.

That made me laugh. I instantly imagined
AWWWW YEA you kicked that guys ASS!
..........Uh.....Im the one with the red coat..........
AWWWW YEA!!!! you died so awesomely!!!


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Gitzbitah wrote:E-bay most of the material in there now. Then I would set about installing a Big Red Button on the desk, which I would use to make negotiations go faster.

Also to ease international relations, I would have a map with numbered countries. The numbers would correspond to the order I planned to invade them if open warfare broke out. I would happily explain this to foreign diplomats, and move their number around as we negotiated.

I would also need a lever which triggers a trap door in front of the desk- but in the interest of international diplomacy, it would only lead to an extreme make-over stylist salon. In this salon, whoever had displeased me would be put into 80's style of the opposite sex, then returned to their embassy.

i would demand live chamber music, and generally abuse my power to the greatest possible extent without causing open war. I would also accumulate small dogs from local animal shelters and set them up on the Whitehouse lawn. This is one of the many reasons I should never be placed in a position of power.

Im down with the live music and power abuse. Hell Id call all my fav bands and "invite" them to perform for me. Excellent idea

Squig_herder wrote:I would do nothing, as each President spends many to much money on an office that is revamped every 2-8 years that they spend little time in.

Its the biggest waste of money i have ever seen on an office.

Hilariously enough, that's what the current guy did...

Liquor cabinet, Ramones posters and some drug paraphernalia would probably do it for my Oval Office.

President showing up baked to sign some legislation...