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hey feel free to add some to theses

1.don't touch the commissar
2.don't look at the commissar
3.the commissar is not a drag
4.the commissar neither sucks nor blows
5.bolters are for space marines and sisters of battle not guards men
6.don't refer to sisters of battle as bolter bitches
7.do not try on the sisters of battle's armor even just for fun
8.a laz-rifle is not a flashlight nor is it a toy
9."they can take it" is no excuse for shooting at a space marine
10.don't put "honk if your horny on battle sister's vehicles
11.report breaker of rule 10 to nearest commissar or if one execute rule breaker
12.hippies and non-combatants are heretics
13.despite being both the emperor is not to be referred to as the "most righteous dead dude"
14.segmentum command is not "ass clown central"
15.tankers don't over compensate
16.grunts are not speed bumps
17.pilots aren't "pretty boy blues" nor are they target practice
18.the are isn't just knuckle draggers
19.the navy isn't all pretty boys and dirt-phobes
20.space marines aren't tin solders
21.again battle sisters aren't bolter bitches
22.inquisitioners are not Nigel no friends
23.the inquisitioners is all ways right no matter what
24.kill all chibis furies and mudkip on sight
25.obey thy superiors
26.no cooking with flamers and or plasma guns
27.no stating that space marine vehicles are poorly piloted, made, and under powered
28.no sucking and dieing nor are ye to be pawned