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**Riffzor**

I think there was a roster on page 86... Or 84... Or was it 92?

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Just Dave wrote:Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius - Special Weapons
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Nicholas
- Brother Demetrius
- Brother Korvax
- Brother Jelly

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad - Special Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- Brother Awb*
- Brother Paul "the enflamed"*
- Brother Lysensis*
- Brother Shadowbrand*

Scout Sniper Squad
- Brother Ivan
- Brother Alpharius
- Brother Derrick
- Brother Mcyeatman
- Brother/Sister Valence
- Brother Sledge
- Brother Kavel Tiron
- Brother Moltar
- Brother Vires'
- Brother Riffzor

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - Second in Command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- Brother Artemous - Storm Bolter Operator

There, page 85!

**avondale**

Thank you.....one question who are you?

**Riffzor**

avondale wrote:Thank you.....one question who are you?

*grins*

Check the past 20 pages and you shall know.

But if you don't want to do that, just take my word for it; I'm a nice guy which inspires great leadership into the chapter, uniting us further to increase our effectivity in slaughtering the Xeno and the Heretics.

**avondale**

hmmmmm oh wells Brothers, Sister, Dave prepare for battle yet again

**purplefood**

I think i speak for the entire company when i say that Riffzor has our complete and utter confidence. It is my sincere belief that he should be promoted to the higher echelons of chapter command as soon as possible to prevent the waste of his prodigious talent.

**Kravox**

Do NOT trust a word he says, I shot him in the chest because he annoyed me

**purplefood**

That speaks only about your character not Riffzor's...

**Coolyo294**

He's also one of the people who turned this thread into a Soap Opera / RP game.

**Sister of Krieg**

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Our Revolution needs a leader/scapegoat... since SoK is not around, I nominate her.

Why me? just because I wasn't there :(

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Correct you are! There is only one thing left to do... join them! With Avon gone, we will search out a replacement for our troubled chapter!

Heretic towards our chapter master Avondale

Riffzor wrote:Not if I rule through terror and pain!

Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud...

...

...

... Valance ritually sacrificed an Eldar in the chapel!

That's 5/5

gaovinni wrote:My point is. You'd propably get shot before getting anywhere near the chapter master position with you current popularity.

My point(s) being:
1. People have been rather hostile against you here
2. Forden
3. Valence is pretty much ready to shoot you on sight
4. Forden
5. Forden
and let us not forget
6. Forden

Why am i not point 1 did I not give evidence enough?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:And I will punch him if he gets to close. But he and Valence shall lead our revolution!

well thank you for blaming me while i can't defend myself :(

purplefood wrote:Do you want Shiny hands?

nice retort ^.^

gaovinni wrote:I would be upset if you go shooting that thing around at the clinic. And that particular door happens to be at the clinic.

Thank you for protecting me. I knew i'd be save in the clinic.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:THEN LET US END THIS! NO MORE SHALL YOU FOUL RPER'S TAINT THIS THREAD!

O.o NO MORE RPing, :( well ok if it's banned

**purplefood**

I think that can be squarely blamed upon our old nemesis and enemy of the chapter at large, Skittles the doombringer.

**avondale**

Well anyways is noone interested how well they did in the battles?

**purplefood**

I totally killed everyone didn't i?
No need to thank me boss my duty is all the thanks i need.

**Riffzor**

coolyo294 wrote:He's also one of the people who turned this thread into a Soap Opera / RP game.

Untrue. I actually got drawn to it by seeing the light RP already in play by Sledge and Valance in the first place. Then I just sort of stuck around, turning the chaotic mess it was into a proper chapter bound for glory!

**Coolyo294**

Did I kill any Command Squads?

**avondale**

Brother Forden you killed quite alot but not every one

**purplefood**

'Tis to be expected...
I can only be in so many places at once.

**avondale**

coolyo294 wrote:Did I kill any Command Squads?

Unfortunately we did not face any Imps

**Sister of Krieg**

coolyo294 wrote:He's also one of the people who turned this thread into a Soap Opera / RP game.

Oh and sorry about being the other :(

I'll stop if you really want.

Also Riffzor is an annoying heretic who in the last 20 pages has displayed no less than 7 counts of heresy against our almighty lord emporer. Including a strong desire to overthrow you during your absence.

I'm glad your back Avon ^.^

**Riffzor**

avondale wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:Did I kill any Command Squads?

Unfortunately we did not face any Imps

How is that unfortunate? Are we Space Marines or are we some Xenos?

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Sister of Krieg wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:He's also one of the people who turned this thread into a Soap Opera / RP game.

Oh and sorry about being the other :(

I'll stop if you really want.

Also Riffzor is an annoying heretic who in the last 20 pages has displayed no less than 7 counts of heresy against our almighty lord emporer. Including a strong desire to overthrow you during your absence.

I'm glad your back Avon ^.^

Oh, welcome back, Dear sister! *smirks*

**purplefood**

It's unfortunate because they go squish in such a satisfying manner...

Also Valance chill your nips about the rebellion...
Tyr already had one and it was a bundle of fun...

**Coolyo294**

@Riffzor: We only fight renegade IG.

**Riffzor**

... Meh, what's it to the Empire if we kill a command squad every now and again. Keeps Forden happy, and they're a bit like ants. Kill one, and no one notices. Kill a hundred, and by the time you've done that a thousand more has come to duty. Kill a planet, and they'll accuse our chapter of heresy. Forden, contain yourself.

**Sister of Krieg**

Avon? Was I in the battle?

If so I would love to know how much I killed if anything.

Greetings again battle brother Riffzor, but please don't call me Sister.

**Riffzor**

Sister of Krieg wrote:Avon? Was I in the battle?

If so I would love to know how much I killed if anything.

Greetings again battle brother Riffzor, but please don't call me Sister.

Not sister? Then... What? Sis?

**Sister of Krieg**

Riffzor wrote:
Sister of Krieg wrote:Avon? Was I in the battle?

If so I would love to know how much I killed if anything.

Greetings again battle brother Riffzor, but please don't call me Sister.

Not sister? Then... What? Sis?

Well i'd rather you didn't talk to me at all -.-
but if you really have to then Hale will do.

**Riffzor**

No talking... How about sign-language or knocking morse-code on your shoulder?

**purplefood**

Interpretive dance?

**Riffzor**

Or writing you cards and shoving them up before your face?

**Coolyo294**

You could "speak" Morse code with your gun. Short burst for dots, long bursts for dashes.

**Sister of Krieg**

Although I love interpretive dance

IT'S RIFFZOR -.-

so no to all the options