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As we know, polcor exists to stop creativity and prevent 1 in a million people being offended. It is iminent that soon they'll find out about 40k and its armies of white men. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TO WARHAMMER WHEN THEY DO?
(Note: I am NOT RACIST. These are not my opinions or based on my opinions on different groups)

LIST OF RULES FOR WARHAMMER 40,000 AS PUNLISHED BY THE GOVERNMENT

1. All Imperial armies must consist of at least 70% coloured people
2. All armies must contain 1 squad of handicapped soldiers. Aside from anaesthetics, they will function like their more fortunate comrades, because, of course, being disabled makes you no less of a skilled person.
3. Half of all Imperial soldiers must be portraid as females.
4. At least 1 in 10 Imperial soldiers must wear burkhas, to show muslims are still an important part of society 38,000 years into the future.
5. Games Workshop must host a game involving a gay rights parade at least once a month.
6. Conscripts must be painted white so no coloured people are portrayed as inferior soldiers.
7. Slaanesh must change it's name because it sounds too much like Ganesh.

What ideas do you have for PolCor in the year 40,000?
Again, I did not mean for any offense caused. These in no way reflect my opinions or anything like that. It's just to express some of my fears and how mad polcor is getting.

Even though you mean no offense, and believe me I take none. I wouldn't be suprised if this gets locked / deleted in the name of PolCor

Colored people are already included.... when the new Catchacans (sp?) came out in 3rd ed, everyone made a big deal about how someone at GW painted a few of them with Dark skin.
The original Salamanders chapter was painted all dark skinned, the newest incarnation has them so black they are obsidian.

some Female Imp Guard might be alright. they have female Eldar after all.

The handicapped bassed on the 40k universe would probably be viewed as a mutant and killed at birth, along with the birth parents. those injured in battle get replacement limbs anyways....

Muslim Imperial Guard wouldn't stand in the cannon of 40k universe, since the only religion is worship of the God Emperor, they would be viewed as Heretic then killed.

I'm just saying what would happen if the idiots who make up all this polcor **** had a go at games workshop. Doesn't have to have to fit in with 40k background. Any suggestions from anyone?

This thread is closed not because of political correctness, but because of good taste.