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Confessor Of Sins






Scranton

Soo...

1) Explosion followed by sinking oil rig (no idea why it happened!?)

2) Terror attack on NY (failed)

3) refinery fire in texas...

could they all be connected in one terror plot?

Just a theory

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

no.



 
   
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Cue X-File music...........


GG
   
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Scranton



I love the X files!

 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

frgsinwntr wrote:Soo...

1) Explosion followed by sinking oil rig (no idea why it happened!?)

2) Terror attack on NY (failed)

3) refinery fire in texas...

could they all be connected in one terror plot?

Just a theory

It has been argued terrorists would not attack Houston, because no one would notice. Fires, explosions, chemical gas cloud leaks, dude that was just your average Tuesday!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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The land of cotton.

Did we ever get an official explanation as to what exactly happened to that oil rig? I never heard other than "Explosion".
   
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The Great State of Texas

All signs point to a blowout.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Annapolis, MD, USA

To the OP I think you like conspiracies too much.

P.S. Did you hear that Obama blew up the oil well to expand his environmental policies.

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The Great State of Texas

I think BP Horizon went down because it woke up this guy.



Although there are other reports it was this guy.



-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Burtucky, Michigan

Nope it was DEFFINETLY the Government, not terrorists. I mean, the Government blew up the towers and bombed their own building, they faked the moon landing, they HAVE Aliens (and Im not talking Mexicans) in custody so they can reverse engineer their technology that is so far advanced that we cant even jokingly comprehend it.

Seriously.....its those guys. And their black stealth helicopters.
   
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So that's the black object I saw fly over my house.

Here I thought I had too much to drink and was on the edge of passing out (I start to see black spheres in front of me when I do, like black holes).

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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Runnin up on ya.





Here's the culprit.

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Here, obviously

agnosto wrote:



Here's the culprit.


I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords.

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So that's where he went.

Anyone know where this pic was taken? I need to go reclaim him.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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It's ONLY a conspricay if you don't know It IS true!

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Ellicott City, MD

frgsinwntr wrote:Soo...

1) Explosion followed by sinking oil rig (no idea why it happened!?)

2) Terror attack on NY (failed)

3) refinery fire in texas...

could they all be connected in one terror plot?

Just a theory


And you forgot that it all happened around Earth Day!

Guess someone's been listening to Rush "I'm a drug addict whose life was saved by 'socialized' medicine" Limbaugh lately.

Valete,

JohnS

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Valete,

JohnS

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Manchester UK

So the 'terrorists' responsible for this 'plot' CAN co-ordinate 3 seperate 'attacks' including one on a deep-sea oil drilling platform, but CAN'T get their gak together enough to set off one measly carbomb in New York?

Hmm.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Yes and Ill explain why with ANOTHER conspiracy theory. Supposedly what we see doesnt really exist anyways. Its simply light bouncing off of objects and eventually being turned into what we think we see in our brains. So taking that into account, the guys that were to rig the car bomb, just saw things differently then the super awesome bombers on the oil rig.


It has something to do with light wave lengths on different curves of the Earth. Its a bit too technical to explain to a non conspiracy believer.
   
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frgsinwntr wrote:Soo...

1) Explosion followed by sinking oil rig (no idea why it happened!?)

2) Terror attack on NY (failed)

3) refinery fire in texas...

could they all be connected in one terror plot?

Just a theory


Here is something I have been working on for a book, tell me what you think:

There are a few major world powers in the world, like say, the U.S. and Russia. There is a terrorist group plotting to take over the world and make everyone conform to their beleifs. So, they attack the country *Like* the U.S., knowing full well that that country would retaliate. They also infiltrate one of their number into a high.... Political position, lets say. That politician starts trying to steer that country into dept, not caring what the people of said country think. Well, after about.... nine years, the terrorist group bomb the other super power, the one like Russia. This pisses the Second superpower off, enough that they will eventually attack the place of where this terrorist group is located. However, #2's methods are piss poor by #1's standards, and so they start to argue. War is not uncommon between 1 and 2, and so eventually they start fighting. A world war breaks out, and after 5 years of bitter fighting between the two sides, they call a truce, though with todays technology, both sides are badly, badly hurt. Then the terrorist group mops up both sides and takes over the world with all the nukes they acquired from both super powers.

Of course, this could never happen....

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Slarg232 wrote:Here is something I have been working on for a book, tell me what you think:

There are a few major world powers in the world, like say, the U.S. and Russia. There is a terrorist group plotting to take over the world and make everyone conform to their beleifs. So, they attack the country *Like* the U.S., knowing full well that that country would retaliate. They also infiltrate one of their number into a high.... Political position, lets say. That politician starts trying to steer that country into dept, not caring what the people of said country think. Well, after about.... nine years, the terrorist group bomb the other super power, the one like Russia. This pisses the Second superpower off, enough that they will eventually attack the place of where this terrorist group is located. However, #2's methods are piss poor by #1's standards, and so they start to argue. War is not uncommon between 1 and 2, and so eventually they start fighting. A world war breaks out, and after 5 years of bitter fighting between the two sides, they call a truce, though with todays technology, both sides are badly, badly hurt. Then the terrorist group mops up both sides and takes over the world with all the nukes they acquired from both super powers.

Of course, this could never happen....


There was a lot of stuff written like that in the 90s, when people were trying to find a new villain post Cold War and focussed on terrorist organisations. A lot of the plots involved artificial wars like the one you posted. There were some pretty fun stories.

The story you’ve given is ludicrous, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad story. If you accept the fantastical nature and run with it, keep the pace moving and make the characters interesting, I think it could work. Just make sure you focus more on the characters discovering the plot than the specifics of the plot.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Raleigh, NC

The real conspiracy is that the oil companies blew the rig, the refinery, and the bomb in New York; just to drive up the price of oil.
   
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About to eat your Avatar...

Obviously, Godzilla is to blame... there is no other option.



Alternatively, something with the concrete... or something.

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I think it is getting to close to 2012.
just two years after i grduate. shouls i party my butt off those 2 years or study in a bobm shelter?

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It's not like you'll get the full story from someone who George W. Bush refers to as 'Brownie', but what the heck:

Obama oil spill conspiracy
By Michael Roberts
Tuesday, May 4 2010

​In January, we profiled former FEMA director Michael Brown -- the man about whom President George W. Bush said, "Heckuva job, Brownie" circa the Hurricane Katrina response -- after he was named a fulltime KOA talk-show host.

But Brown doesn't think Barack Obama has done a heckuva job dealing with the oil spill off the Gulf Coast. Indeed, he went on Fox News yesterday to argue that Obama has dragged his feet responding to the disaster in order to justify putting the kibosh on expanded offshore drilling, which he's publicly supported but, according to Brown, actually opposes.

Brown got the chance to defend his labyrinthine logic this morning on AM 760 -- a tough task under any circumstances, but one that was made even more difficult because he faced persistent cross-examination from host David Sirota. Listen to their debate by clicking here, and look below to see Brown dishing with Fox News' Neil Cavuto.


http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2010/05/michael_brown_vs_david_sirota.php

What I enjoy most is the implication that this kind of reasoning is somehow 'labyrinthine'. I mean, politicians saying one thing and meaning another? Outrageous! Who ever heard of such a thing!
   
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The Great State of Texas

Albatross wrote:So the 'terrorists' responsible for this 'plot' CAN co-ordinate 3 seperate 'attacks' including one on a deep-sea oil drilling platform, but CAN'T get their gak together enough to set off one measly carbomb in New York?

Hmm.


Well I was in New Orleans on Earth Day. Coincidence?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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This thread is very interesting..



Very interesting indeed.

Don't mind me, just delivering some Pizzas.

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Norristown, PA

Yes this is a terror plot, but not from islam. It's a group of mexicans called Los Aztekas. They are trying to make the world believe that the 2012 end of the world thing is actually real.

 
   
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Monarchy of TBD

Necros, it is real! This will be my third apoclaypse. We had the millennium in 2000 (my personal favorite, the sexy Y2K), the real milennium in 2001 or 2002 (i wasn't paying much attention to that one), and now the 2012 end of the Mayan Calendar!

Although I still contend that if the Mayan calendar had been accurate as a prophetic tool, it would have stopped sometime after the Spanish Conquistadors destroyed the Mayan civilization. It was, after all, the end of their world.

I've probably left some out, but I'm eager for as many apocalypses to occur as possible. Until the dead rise from the earth in the zombie apocalypse I will remain amused by the apocalypses (apocalypsis? I'm not sure of the correct plural form).

For my money- it was eco-terrorist, in a submarine, with foreign backing.

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Sounds like it was time for another round of 'excuses' to raise gas prices in the US again!

Since 'it is summer time' probably wasn't going to work again...
   
 
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