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Hyderabad, India

OK, car bombs in NY have been a nightmare of mine for years, especially since my family is there and take the trains and tunnels all the time. But somehow I'm not too scared right now. Why?

He locked his house keys in the car bomb.
He also locked the keys to the getaway car and had to take the train home.
And then he wait 2 days before realizing that maybe he should leave the country? What? Was he afraid he'd miss American Idol?

I don't think Al Qaeda is really recruiting the best and the brightest any more.

 
   
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A while ago, back when I was feeling depressed, my doctor had me call a help line over in the middle east. I told the operator about my problems, and he said he couldn't help me.


but he asked if I could drive a truck....




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GS: What is that video? That's fantastic!

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Toowoomba, Australia

The video is the new movie in the UK called 4 lions a pseudo telling of the bombings in London a few years ago.

I heard about it on the radio last night.
Apologies if it is in the clip as I don't have sound on my work computer, but at one stage they are talking about what explosives they got and one says he bought (?hydrogen?) peroxide - the one for fertiliser and the other guy goes off as it is traceable. The guy who bought it says 'Don't worry I used an IRA accent so they won't trace me'.

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This guy needs to get into a terrorism deathmatch with the underpants bomber.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Hyderabad, India

Orkeosaurus wrote:This guy needs to get into a terrorism deathmatch with the underpants bomber.


The underpants bomber at least seemed to have a workable plan and specialized equipment. The Times Square bomber...

I pray everyday all our enemies are this dumb.

 
   
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Minnesota

I don't know, I'd rather have my car keys on fire than my penis...

But the deathmatch will put all of our speculations to rest!

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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Hyderabad, India

I'm starting to think Al Qaeda's big 'let's have our smartest most dedicated members commit suicide' plan is not paying off in the long run.

Imperial Japan had similar issues.

 
   
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Actually its the opposite. If the ties are confirmed, it means Pakistan Jihadis have expanded their operations significantly, if lamely.

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malfred wrote:GS: What is that video? That's fantastic!


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Toowoomba, Australia

But weren't they hunting a white guy in his 40's the first couple of days.

If I ever decide to go Keyser Soze against a govt/person/organisation I'd never, ever do the stuff this idiot did.
I'd just post their phone number and home address on /b/.

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Orkeosaurus wrote:This guy needs to get into a terrorism deathmatch with the underpants bomber.


Wait... who wins in that particular scenario? The guy who dies?

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Netherlands (yes, I know)

Al Qaeda's blown up the "smart ones" allready and are left with the complete idiots.

What man has build, man can destroy.
Bring alive that day of joy!

 
   
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Minnesota

Albatross wrote:
Orkeosaurus wrote:This guy needs to get into a terrorism deathmatch with the underpants bomber.


Wait... who wins in that particular scenario? The guy who dies?
Well, that might be both of them, so I'll say "whoever's death is more painful".

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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The smart ones are the ones who send the bombers.

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Hyderabad, India

Frazzled wrote:Actually its the opposite. If the ties are confirmed, it means Pakistan Jihadis have expanded their operations significantly, if lamely.


The bombings will continue until they learn to love us!

 
   
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United States

Frazzled wrote:Actually its the opposite. If the ties are confirmed, it means Pakistan Jihadis have expanded their operations significantly, if lamely.


No, that's false. Even if the ties are confirmed it doesn't mean that he was a member of a Pakistani organization. It simply means that he was influence by one, which is a wholly different, and much more dangerous, matter.

More worrying is this guy's ties to the Pakistani military, which is literally rife with people of a Jihadist sensibility.

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So what is this thread about. do you want us to make you scared again?
But good. terrerist intend to terrify. if we let them they won before the bomb goes off.

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garret wrote:So what is this thread about. do you want us to make you scared again?
But good. terrerist intend to terrify. if we let them they won before the bomb goes off.


I'd parse that a bit, a terrorist's means is terror, but their ends are political. They do not 'win' if we are scared, they win if our fear makes us give in to their demands.

Anyway the point of this thread is to mock the Times Square bomber, he could have me hiding under my bed, urging my parents to move to Wisconsin instead he just made me laugh.

 
   
 
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