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**Lupus Mortem**

noticed reality was becoming

**snurl**

a terrible place to

**gruebot**

pursue dungeon quests and

**thecountrygoblin**

snuff out beasts that

**Lupus Mortem**

ate happy little elves

**snurl**

when they've double parked.

**Lupus Mortem**

Historical wargamers' hygiene is

**BigWaaagh**

somewhere between sewage and

**snurl**

the bottom of the

**gruebot**

grease trap at Arby's

**BigWaaagh**

in downtown south Detroit.

**Lupus Mortem**

Consider the 40k FAQ,

**snurl**

which will answer all

**gruebot**

questions about their worst

**Lupus Mortem**

devious money-grabbing scheme

**BigWaaagh**

after breaking for tea.

**snurl**

Will it ever be

**BigWaaagh**

known that Trump's comb-over

**snurl**

sleeps in a different

**gruebot**

reality? I think not.

**BigWaaagh**

Maybe it will devour

**snurl**

the white house staff

**gruebot**

starting with Mike Pence

**BigWaaagh**

preferably dickbag Scott Pruitt

**Lupus Mortem**

, not excluding Sarah Sanders

**snurl**

or the rose garden.

**Lupus Mortem**

While playing Squad Leader

**snurl**

with untested green conscripts

**Lupus Mortem**

go ahead and cheat

**gruebot**

by using bananas and