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Some of my most common words include:

Filthy
Get some
Brofist!

I like to use "Yeah, right?" when I'm agreeing with someone.

I call the children I am forced to "edutain" great nic-names like "Einstein", "Porky", "Petunia", "Butt-face", "Dentist's nightmare" etc to eleviate stress whilst working. Seriously, if you can't understand the word "Hello" after it has been repeated 10,000 times, demonstrated with gestures and directly translated into your mother tongue, you deserve the handle "Einstein".

The fat kid is always hungry. They might not understand "hello", but they get "hungry". Thus, Porky. Petunia is the female version.

"Butt face" wa s anic-name for my cat, but he's dead now. I just got so used to saying it that it comes out in conversation about four to five hundred times a day.

One doesn't wish to gasconate like a sesquipedalian, however it must be said that in one's day-to-day exploits one often finds a use for the word [ Censored by Order of the Holy Inquisition ].

Two phrases I've noticed myself using recently:

"Hold the phone..."

(Sudden realisation)

"What the deuce?!!"

(Stewie from family guy)

I am have been trying to clean up my bad mouth. Especially because I am a huge part of my little cousin's life...he imitates and watches everything I do....

I have been replacing swear words when I am frustrated and angry with

"NERDS!!"

or "PISS!"


I am also a fan of "what the what?!"

I have a huge movie/tv show quote in my head, that I seem to draw from multiple times daily to fit the situation...


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also, whenever I am annoyed or witness something annoying or irritating, I pull a David after the dentist and say either

"is this real life?"

or

"is this going to be for ever?"

"You want to do who to the what now?" whenever someone says something I didn't quite catch.

"Pshah!". My expression of scorn. Used when people who know little, try to convince me that they are right. Like 2nd ed 40k used a transparent targeting overlay for vehicles.
Pshah! That was 1st ed.

"GTFO" is also a common one I use.

Bite me.
Aww balls...
Feth me in the arse...

When people don't catch what I said I will respond with "moo". "Who do what now?" if I didn't hear them.

What about words & phrases you don't like?

Saunuva (a slurred version of son of a) tends to be common, especially when I drop something ... on my foot ... thats heavy.

Frak monkeys, and sweet robot monkey jebus are also common when showing surprise or amazement.

I have killer AHNULD and Christopher Walken impressions, so anything from them, often mixed up to drive my friends crazy.

"Kom un, keel me, dou eet!"

"Dis guy.... iz unbelivabull!"

"Mate" (Pretty much the only one I use on Dakka out of habit)
"Good one"
"Frothin' it"
"Bugger"

"Don't worry about it." I use this phrase all the time

Others
"Everything!" when asked what's wrong with me.

"It happens." when something happens.

Exquisite.
Glorious.
Righteous.
Damnable.
Broseph.

Broseph?

Half disrespect, half friendly acknowledgment.

"Hey broseph, you should put down my beer."

I get the meaning, but I had always thought of you as very posh. (For a Yank anyways ) Never thought of you saying broseph.

I've lived in both worlds.

Circumscribe: to restrict or draw in a circle.

"My Mum circumscribed me" or "dude, You're circumscribing me!" are variants i use often.

oh! and circumbulate (sp?): to avoid the point.

For me, my favorite names for junior soldiers:

Sheeps teeth
Hat (For non-Airborne)
Breath
Chubbs
Barry (After Barry Austin,Britains ex-fattest man)
Wretch
Lizard or Reptile
Weasel
Savage
Rat


Words/phrases I use day to day:

Howling - As in somthing really bad (That's Howling!)
Rats - usually about a ugly person (They look rats!)
Disgusting - self explainatory
Mega - Something good,I mean really good
Winner - Something really rubbish (Heavy Sarcasm)
Me old China - friend
Oh my left eye - Replacement for OMG
Good Lordy - Replacement for OMG
Grips/gripped - to get angry (that really Grips me) or to get in trouble (I just got Gripped)
Boils my piss - to get angry (that really boils my piss)
Briefed - to get in trouble (I've just been briefed up)
TTFO - Told to F**k off
Foxtrot Oscar - F**k off

And there's the usual colourful selection of alternative english for when the proverbial really hits the fan...

I have the habbit of saying : epic
And Bow Chika Wow Wow whenever i hear an inuendo.
Imma going cooker me some of these - me on nearly any FPS.
Oh and when someone asks "whats up?" I love to reply with: A)Sky or B) Ceiling

I propably have others but can't tell if i say them a lot.

I must add the best ones are spontanius ones from a situation that disgust all around or send them into fits of laughter.

I'm not a homophbe but "Gayness in a nutshell"

For some reason I call almost every non-female "Sir", even small children. Heck once in a great while I'll mess up and call a female "Sir".

That is much very nice, sir
AW BOO
'kill the crap out of'
f**ktastic
made of awesome and win

Giggles,
Mr. Self Destruct