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2010/05/14 01:32:13
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Link.
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.
3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.
You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/05/14 01:34:53
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn!
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2010/05/14 01:46:23
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh dear. I just hope when that stuff hits the home, Im not walking by when my wife is watching her "SEXY STUDS OF THE SOUTH" porn.
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2010/05/14 02:14:25
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Killer Klaivex
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Next thing you know our womenfolk will be giving birth to ten-foot-tall catpeople. I call for an Exterminatus, to ensure that no alien visitors will fall foul of our cursed 3D technology.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/14 02:15:10
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2010/05/14 02:57:59
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Serious Squig Herder
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Commisar Fuklaw will be pretty busy for the next millenia.
Cause you know, xenos love is DOUBLE HERESY!!!
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2010/05/14 02:58:36
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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There goes my faith in Humanity... again
I also agree with Cheese Elemental.... Prep the warheads.
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2010/05/14 03:18:37
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Suddenly I'm concerned about the standards our military sets for gaining entrance.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2010/05/14 03:40:25
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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dogma wrote:
[url=http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant]TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
Wait, how is one person a survey? 
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2010/05/14 03:49:30
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Veteran ORC
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Ahtman wrote:Suddenly I'm concerned about the standards our military sets for gaining entrance.
Same thing here...
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/05/14 03:49:55
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Cheesecat wrote:Wait, how is one person a survey?
When you're making fun of idiots who believe a 3D porno got a girl pregnant.
Meanwhile, this would explain my girlfriends half Na'vi child.
Also, there's 3D porno?!
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2010/05/14 04:31:05
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Yep, Hustler licenced the tech (the 'Avatar' 3D system setup anyway) for it.
Was expecting Vivid, of all the Pr0n companies to licence it first. Then they could call it Vivid 3D.
Of course he might believe that a 3d porno could make her pregnant. After all, isn't it something like 50-60% of American teens do not know the correlation between making the beast of two backs and babies?
18 year olds who give birth and not know they were pregnant.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2010/05/14 04:56:27
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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The FCC better get on this real quick.....
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2010/05/14 05:18:12
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Morphing Obliterator
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chromedog wrote:After all, isn't it something like 50-60% of American teens do not know the correlation between making the beast of two backs and babies?
...Surely not? I understand if this guy has taken a few too many shells to the head, but half the population of teens not knowing where babies come from!?! I find that hard to believe...
(Of course I would google this, but Im at work, and I think a search of 'the beast with two backs' may get flagged by the IT guys!)
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2010/05/14 05:23:26
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Killer Klaivex
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darkkt wrote:chromedog wrote:After all, isn't it something like 50-60% of American teens do not know the correlation between making the beast of two backs and babies?
...Surely not? I understand if this guy has taken a few too many shells to the head, but half the population of teens not knowing where babies come from!?! I find that hard to believe...
(Of course I would google this, but Im at work, and I think a search of 'the beast with two backs' may get flagged by the IT guys!)
Yes, American teens really are that stupid. Just wait until I get home, and I'll dig up my 'babby' link.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2010/05/14 05:27:13
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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chromedog wrote:Yep, Hustler licenced the tech (the 'Avatar' 3D system setup anyway) for it.
Huh, how odd. Thanks for the confirmation.
Of course he might believe that a 3d porno could make her pregnant. After all, isn't it something like 50-60% of American teens do not know the correlation between making the beast of two backs and babies?
There are issues with poor and deliberately misleading sex ed classes producing kids with some very confused idea about sex, but there is no way that half of kids don't know that sex makes babies. I'd be shocked if 1% of the population didn't know.
18 year olds who give birth and not know they were pregnant.
Which is a product of women often giving no signs of pregnancy, or confusing signs. The big belly isn't always there.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2010/05/14 05:35:48
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Battleship Captain
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Perhaps he is not that stupid, he just loves her soooooo much that will accept any excuse not to dump her.
It´s like us gamers and GWs price increases, price goes up but the miniatures are better, no? 
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/05/14 06:03:05
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Miguelsan wrote:Perhaps he is not that stupid, he just loves her soooooo much that will accept any excuse not to dump her.
It´s like us gamers and GWs price increases, price goes up but the miniatures are better, no?
M.
I think that's quite possible, after all it's sometimes better to forgive and forget then to make a big deal about something.
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2010/05/14 06:12:50
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I loled.
What?? I'm a Nihilist! 
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/05/14 06:14:39
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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The war in iraq is lost.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad |
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2010/05/14 06:24:05
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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2010/05/14 06:28:34
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Shotgun to the face, for both of them. No way people that stupid should reproduce.
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2010/05/14 06:33:02
Subject: Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Madrak Ironhide
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:Shotgun to the face, for both of them. No way people that stupid should reproduce.
Well, only one of them did
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2010/05/14 06:33:40
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Executing Exarch
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2010/05/14 06:46:55
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Like I would believe a website that buys stolen goods.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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2010/05/14 06:47:50
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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NOOOOOOO!!! I've been tricked! 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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2010/05/14 07:25:12
Subject: Re:Do you see what Avatar has done?!?
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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For the Imperium! 
