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Commoragh-bound Peer






Georgetown, TX

omgoodness...i am new to dakka but not to warhammer...my dad had an account and it looked cool so i joined...hope to make new dork friends...lol...i don't hav many right now...dork friends that is...o...and btw...dark eldar are AMAZING!!!!!!



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This is MY daughter...You mess with her, I break your legs. It is that simple.

For some reason she thinks Dark Eldar are awesome.

Personally, as a Tyranid myself, I'd say they where awesome too.... awesome food that is.

And so are: SM, CSM, IG, Orks, small kittens, Tau, Witch Hunters, plants, regular Eldar, large kittens, Kroot, Vespid, fluffy kittens, Ogryn, Squats, fluffy Ogryn, Grots, Horses, Dirt, Snotlings that taste like dirt, Nurglings give me gas, and Necrons for some reason taste like soap



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Wicked Warp Spider





The Webway Gate in California

Welcome to Dakka

We were masters of the stars once and we shall be again

 
   
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Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state

Ahh the mystery of why Tyranids hate Necrons has been revealed..... Nids have a dirty mouth and Necrons found their weakness. Hurry evryone lather themselves in Irish Spring preferably with their armour on. Welcome to dak dakยก

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
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Commorragh (Southlake Texas)

Welcome. i'm glad to hav another Texan from Commoragh city of the Dark Eldar

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/20 22:49:06


Armies:
Children of Tzeentch (1850 points) W:11/L:6/D:5
Kabal of the Twisted Storm (750 points) W:4/L:1/D:1

High_Marshal_Helbrecht wrote:
I just couldn't get over the nerve of the guy ya know?..What did he expect?
Her to spin round and look him in the eyes
"You sweaty mass of nerd meat you, the way you fondle my tits like two plastic stompa kits makes me hotter than a Salamander with Heavy Flamer...Kiss me you socially inept pustle of manliness!! BE MY CALGAR!"
 
   
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Elite Tyranid Warrior






Hey SwanCo, good to see more Tasty Dark Eldar Southerners. T.D.E.S. for short...you can start your own fan club, or should I say, fast food chain....

Regular Eldar dont taste as well...I think it is the War Drugs the DE use that make em sooo tasty with extra flavors



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Commorragh (Southlake Texas)

Psyker_9er wrote:Hey SwanCo, good to see more Tasty Dark Eldar Southerners. T.D.E.S. for short...you can start your own fan club, or should I say, fast food chain....

Regular Eldar dont taste as well...I think it is the War Drugs the DE use that make em sooo tasty with extra flavors


hahah well hate to break it to ya but i'v managed to never lose to my friend who plays nids you'll have to try harder to keep my Archon from drinking your souls

Armies:
Children of Tzeentch (1850 points) W:11/L:6/D:5
Kabal of the Twisted Storm (750 points) W:4/L:1/D:1

High_Marshal_Helbrecht wrote:
I just couldn't get over the nerve of the guy ya know?..What did he expect?
Her to spin round and look him in the eyes
"You sweaty mass of nerd meat you, the way you fondle my tits like two plastic stompa kits makes me hotter than a Salamander with Heavy Flamer...Kiss me you socially inept pustle of manliness!! BE MY CALGAR!"
 
   
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Oklahoma City, Ok.

Hey to you and Welcome!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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Wait, SwanCo, just wait.... you think my minions have souls? HA! There is only the iron will of the Hive Mind. I dont think any one, Archon or not, is thristy enough to drink all of that.

No offense to your friend, more power to him for playing as a Tyranid.... but it is a proven fact that Hive Fleets always send the weaker Nids first to make way for the bigger and stronger waves of the Hive.



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Commorragh (Southlake Texas)

Hahaha, my Archon thirsts Plus Urien Rakarth can kill a your psykers and ruin your hive mind

and not gonna lie...my friend is not exactly a star player of nids...he tends to soak up fire withthe guys not meant to, and then lose.

One day the Kabal Of The Twisted Storm will attempt to take back a world surrounded by tyranid filth, that day we will see who the true power is!

Armies:
Children of Tzeentch (1850 points) W:11/L:6/D:5
Kabal of the Twisted Storm (750 points) W:4/L:1/D:1

High_Marshal_Helbrecht wrote:
I just couldn't get over the nerve of the guy ya know?..What did he expect?
Her to spin round and look him in the eyes
"You sweaty mass of nerd meat you, the way you fondle my tits like two plastic stompa kits makes me hotter than a Salamander with Heavy Flamer...Kiss me you socially inept pustle of manliness!! BE MY CALGAR!"
 
   
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I'll get you someday swan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(btw i'm the friend)

Hive Fleet _____(TBD) 1000

 
   
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Commorragh (Southlake Texas)

what604 wrote:I'll get you someday swan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(btw i'm the friend)



hopefully that new strategy you found will help

Armies:
Children of Tzeentch (1850 points) W:11/L:6/D:5
Kabal of the Twisted Storm (750 points) W:4/L:1/D:1

High_Marshal_Helbrecht wrote:
I just couldn't get over the nerve of the guy ya know?..What did he expect?
Her to spin round and look him in the eyes
"You sweaty mass of nerd meat you, the way you fondle my tits like two plastic stompa kits makes me hotter than a Salamander with Heavy Flamer...Kiss me you socially inept pustle of manliness!! BE MY CALGAR!"
 
   
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Just FYI, I have been clumping my gaunts... and they all die in one template. i found a video of a guy lining his gaunts all the way across the board!!! THATS A GREAT IDEA! So when we play saturday, thats what Swan is preparing for.

Hive Fleet _____(TBD) 1000

 
   
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what604: Your deaths in service to the Hive Mind will not be in vain. The Hive Mind learns from your every move, grows stronger with every Dark Eldar you manage slay, and each Nid that dies in battle simply advances the bioweaponry and armor of the next Nid that comes after.

You are doing your job well: live, learn, and devour...That is all the Hive Mind asks of you.




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Nucia

Psyker_9er wrote:This is MY daughter...You mess with her, I break your legs. It is that simple.

For some reason she thinks Dark Eldar are awesome.

Personally, as a Tyranid myself, I'd say they where awesome too.... awesome food that is.



*sigh* more Dark Eldar and Tyranid Xenos to add to the hit list of the Nucian Narons Imperial Guard regiment.

Welcome to Dakka

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Imperial Guard regiment? What is that? Ohhhh I get it... That is what you lower life forms call the mushy stuff stuck to the bottom of a Carnifex's foot.



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Nucia

Ohoooo clever clever little soon to be dead bug
we shall see who will win this fight
*Racks Bolter pistol* VICTORY *Inspires men with a rousing speech* IS *Orders the arrangements of the victory dinner for the regiment* MINE !

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Victory dinner and a whole regiment? For me? Awww thank you... The Great Devourer is pleased with your gift of biomass



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Dallas, TX

Welcome to Dakka!

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Nucia

*sigh* the only thing Tyranids are fed with by my regiment are the beams and rounds from our weapons as we tear apart their horde in a never ending volley of shots that continue on with no breaks just like this very very long sentence with no commas.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Pasadena, California

Welcome to Dakka


 
   
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Ya, so I totally TABLED his DE today! Objective game and he was tabled on the fourth turn! only lost 3 units! (2 full, 2 halves)

It was a 956 pt game, we both had the exact same pts. I FINALLY went first for the first time of our eight games of DE vs Nids! This is the first of a long line of wins for the Nids of what604 (still need a hive fleet name )

Hive Fleet _____(TBD) 1000

 
   
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions





San Diego

Hey Hey! I am newer than you! My oldest, and dustiest army is DE, just starting to revamp them! Looking forward to chatting with you!

There is no art more beautiful or diverse than the art of Death.
3000 pts Word Bearers
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UC
 
   
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scranton pa usa

welcome to dakka dakka .. finally a female player who dosent play nids

grab some marshmellows and lets watch the world burn

QUOTE (Crovan @ Apr 25 2010, 11:31 AM) *
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Welcome freind

avantgarde wrote:
Mewiththeface wrote:This thread is just full of complaining nerds complaining about people talking to them. I mean really? You can't handle a simple GW staff member that keeps asking you questions? He is trying to be friendly and sell his product or maybe just get in a conversation with him. If he asks you if you have enough GS
I see you've never talked to a homeless person trying to convince you the CIA under the direction of the Chinese are running a secret eugenics program using abortion centers as cover.
 
   
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New Zealand

Welcome to Dakka sister.

And guys, look out - her Dad'll get you if you try anything

-No offense intended Psyker xD-

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scranton pa usa

ExarchCain wrote:Welcome to Dakka sister.

And guys, look out - her Dad'll get you if you try anything

-No offense intended Psyker xD-


lol, i think his earlier post covered that.

grab some marshmellows and lets watch the world burn

QUOTE (Crovan @ Apr 25 2010, 11:31 AM) *
SM assault termies are a sledgehammer. BT assault termies are a woodchipper. 
   
 
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