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2011/06/26 22:28:39
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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How come you get your own bunker and apartment? Shouldn't you be out fighting at the trenches and battlements with the rest of us in case of battle?
Edit:
.... 100th page! Woooh!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/26 22:28:55
Not enough oysters. |
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2011/06/26 22:29:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Whoa. 100 pages.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/26 22:29:34
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I only use my command bunker when we aren't fighting.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/06/26 22:30:05
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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You should clean it up. It's a mess.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/26 22:30:21
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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It's how I like it.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
It gives me more cover.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/06/26 22:30:40
Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/06/26 22:30:41
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Let's all celebrate 100 pages by going to Sam's bunker and play loud music all night whilst trashing the place!
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Not enough oysters. |
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2011/06/26 22:31:11
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I'm activating the defense system now.
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2011/06/26 22:34:01
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sweden
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Defense systems? You think that will stop the grand Hellsing Crusade on the path of party?!
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Not enough oysters. |
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2011/06/26 22:35:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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No, but quite a few of you are going to need to visit Kaspar's clinic before you can join the party.
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2011/06/26 22:37:13
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sweden
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.... Let's relocate the party to the clinic then!
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Not enough oysters. |
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2011/06/26 22:37:36
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Damn right you are.
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2011/06/27 00:30:34
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Alright. I have to be a peacemaker (wierd for an Angry Marine player, right?) But a couple of things:
1. SoK- your absence helped sppe things up, and ended that stupid roleplaying that started with my and forden's fight.
2. We need to be nicer to the heretic... I mean Riffzor.
More to follow!
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DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 00:33:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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As long as you leave my bunker alone.
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2011/06/27 00:37:55
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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3. Everyone should dance what they feel and not say it...
4. Everyone shold have a dragon plan
5. We all need to watch the skies
6. Train more recruits in how to take down naturally heavily armoured airborne targets
7. Buy more anti-aircraft guns
8. Buy more fireproof things
9. Program the servitors to shoot anything scaly
10. Begin the stockpiling of equipment marked dragon slaying
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"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/27 02:11:07
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What are you talking about, Forden?
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2011/06/27 05:38:06
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sweden
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What's he been smokin'?
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Not enough oysters. |
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2011/06/27 06:39:44
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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There will be NO party at the clinic. It is not a suitable place for that. The main hall might be proper.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/27 14:18:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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purplefood wrote:3. Everyone should dance what they feel and not say it...
4. Everyone shold have a dragon plan
5. We all need to watch the skies
6. Train more recruits in how to take down naturally heavily armoured airborne targets
7. Buy more anti-aircraft guns
8. Buy more fireproof things
9. Program the servitors to shoot anything scaly
10. Begin the stockpiling of equipment marked dragon slaying
I was thinking more along the lines of:
3. Battle brothers do not make appropriate targets for battle practice... even Riffzor.
4. Bigger guns will only get you so far- and stop asking for them! We ain't no stinking Tau!
5. Remember who your friends and enemies are.
6. Be prepared!
7. No RPing.
8. The cake is a lie.
9. No parties shall be held in the chapter fortress.
10. Thou shalt not patronize the prostitutes. This is important for those involved in the party, as you are no long er allowed in the fortress; you will take it to the hive. Where, inevitably...
But killing dragons is good too.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 14:29:12
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sweden
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:purplefood wrote:3. Everyone should dance what they feel and not say it...
4. Everyone shold have a dragon plan
5. We all need to watch the skies
6. Train more recruits in how to take down naturally heavily armoured airborne targets
7. Buy more anti-aircraft guns
8. Buy more fireproof things
9. Program the servitors to shoot anything scaly
10. Begin the stockpiling of equipment marked dragon slaying
I was thinking more along the lines of:
3. Battle brothers do not make appropriate targets for battle practice... even Riffzor.
4. Bigger guns will only get you so far- and stop asking for them! We ain't no stinking Tau!
5. Remember who your friends and enemies are.
6. Be prepared!
7. No RPing.
8. The cake is a lie.
9. No parties shall be held in the chapter fortress.
10. Thou shalt not patronize the prostitutes. This is important for those involved in the party, as you are no long er allowed in the fortress; you will take it to the hive. Where, inevitably...
But killing dragons is good too.
... Oh no, you mean she was a prostitute? *sighs* ... And I suppose there's no point in continuing to search for the wallet that vanished.
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2011/06/27 14:39:46
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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There's never any point. You're neutered, remember?
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 14:42:06
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Not neutered, just sterile.
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2011/06/27 14:42:57
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Most of us are sterile.... Riff just had a run in with Forden.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 14:44:23
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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That would explain it.
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2011/06/27 14:48:22
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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It does, doesn't it?
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 14:52:16
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Explanation for many things: Forden.
"Why is he injured?" "Forden."
"What happened here?" "Forden."
"What can we do to this threat?" "Forden."
We should start "Fordenizing" heretics in the chapter.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/27 14:57:21
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Why am I hungover? Forden.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 14:58:20
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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"Why is [insert name here] missing?" "Forden."
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/27 15:00:56
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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"Why is my leg missing?" Forden.
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2011/06/27 15:11:37
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Right, now we need to turn him upon our enemies...
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/27 15:15:45
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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"Why does my butt hurt?" "Depends..."
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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