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north korea creates a super drink to fight aging.

"According to North Korea's official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company can cure aging and all disease. 'It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.' It also has no side-effects."
Last month North Korea announced its fusion breakthrough, and now it has a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders may come in July — perhaps self-buttering toast.

http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/06/07/1437259/North-Korea-Develops-Anti-Aging-Super-Drink

MULTIPLY BY ZERO!

That's easy, you get zero. I'm confuse.

EXACT! ZERO BRAIN CELL BRINGS CLOSEST TO DEAR LEADER!

Maybe next month they'll invent food for their people.

And after that reality will be on the invention menu.

Hail glorious leader indeed.

The Wests campaign of misinformation on North Korea is finally breaking. Truly we can now see what an advanced utopian paradise Northern Korea is.

You capitalist slave lackeys of the pig dog imperialist western regimes. You are several days late and are as worthless as a bunch of Alec Baldwins.
This news from the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has moved on leaving you sorry western arses and those your masters behind, again!
The news you are discussing was last weeks glorious events released on the 4th.
Today we have moved on leaving the west behind in critical advances in fruit farm technology:

General Secretary Kim Jong Il is working hard to bring into brilliant reality what President Kim Il Sung wished in his lifetime, the editorial notes, and goes on:

He traveled a ceaseless journey of field guidance with his grand plan to build a modern fruit producer as required by the new century from 10 odd years ago. He took measures to erect a combined fruit farm in an excellent place and dispatched the strong manpower for its construction, including the soldier-builders of the Korean People's Internal Security Forces. It is the shining fruition of his energetic leadership that "11th scenery of Songun" has been made in the area of Wonhung in less than two years.


To learn the truth visit our website, so advanced it was hosted in Japan for extra advancedness. Visit every day to receive the news of glorious leader and his wise policies.

After all only two days ago it was revealed that our scientists, their minds bolstered by the truth of communism have once again eclipsed the west and made paper out of stone.

Pyongyang, June 7 (KCNA) -- Researchers of Pyongyang Han Tok Su University of Light Industry have developed a technology of making stone paper with plastic and limestone.

By this technology, stone paper is manufactured without use of wood and water.
It, which can keep its color unchanged for a long time, is much stronger than ordinary pulp paper in dynamic intensity and has various advantages, including remanufacture.
It can be used in producing vellum, inflammables, single-use food container, etc.
Little affected by climate, it is a good material of billboard.
The university is buckling down to introducing the technology in production.

Under our Glorious Leader the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea is moving forward into a new stone age!

If you can read the truth without your heads exploding from the sudden influx of knowledge of socialism you might want to partake of a cranial frying extra helping of truth by pressing on the link labelled Past News. Then tremble at the wisdom of the glorious leader as reveraled day after day right back to 1997, until your brain melted from having too much truth than your monetarist dogma swallowing liberal occidental slave minds can stand.

However if you have the hand of the Glorious Leader and allow his wisdom to light your path you can withstand the full revelation of truth and move forward with the progressive socialist peoples agenda, as practiced in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.