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Hahaha

So quit and get a real job! I did!

The warping powers of Kirbys management decisions will only destroy the faith or love that you once had for this great hobby.

Posted By roneldar on 06/04/2007 5:07 PM

A friend of mine who is a 40k and FoW player and in the financial branch of a major banking firm told me this....

Well I have a friend in his mid 20's who is the assistant manager in the dairy section of a  Super Walmart and her never heard of Games Workshop so Games Workshop does not exist!

Posted By roneldar on 06/05/2007 11:19 PM
I like 40k more or less, I just dont like working here at GW

Jervis?  Is that you?

Ugh. Retail.

People who want to work at game stores amaze me. It's retail, but with rude and smelly customers, and less respect than McDonald's or Wal-Mart employees get.

But you don't get singed from the burger burners nor experience the huge landwhales that visit Walmart. Just smelly customers and slightly smaller landwhales. 8)  Also, every retail worker knows that the customer is an ass, no matter what industry. Always.

Posted By Dice Monkey on 06/06/2007 4:46 AM

Well I have a friend in his mid 20's who is the assistant manager in the dairy section of a  Super Walmart and her never heard of Games Workshop so Games Workshop does not exist!

Lies!  Fox News reported Games Workshop exist in Zod's butt!

Have you ever noticed that when you buy a bag of animal crackers, there's only ever one or two turtles? I figure they must be endangered or something. Mass consumption of grahm crackers must have destroyed much of their breeding grounds.

While the previous statement had no relevance to the thread, I'd like to point out that the thread was barely relevant to itself.

In before lock.

with any luck Wizkids will buy GW and in the near future we will have 40k clixs.

Posted By Phausi on 06/06/2007 9:24 AM
Have you ever noticed that when you buy a bag of animal crackers, there's only ever one or two turtles? I figure they must be endangered or something. Mass consumption of grahm crackers must have destroyed much of their breeding grounds.

Why that is because they die from smokeing 3 packs of cigarettes a day and often get their jaws broken by the psychotic monkey that lives in the cage below them on animal cracker box.

In before lock!!!!!!!!!

I always wanted to type that, but never saw a more absurd thread subject than this one to put it in.

Posted By stonefox on 06/06/2007 7:04 AM
But you don't get singed from the burger burners nor experience the huge landwhales that visit Walmart.

Oh I don't need to work at Walmart to "experience" the huge landwhales.  I can do that in my spare time!  Fat chicks need love too!

In before lock!!!

Mmmm, land whales. Like a scooter, they are fun to ride, but you would never want to get caught on one. Kinda like GW stock?

Posted By Abadabadoobaddon on 06/06/2007 2:28 PM

Fat chicks need love too!

Yeah, but they gotta pay.  Giggity giggity.

Throne of Earth, who moderates this site? Landwhales???

Posted By Jester on 06/06/2007 7:55 PM
Throne of Earth, who moderates this site? Landwhales???

Are you saying Drake Marcus is fat?

Zaftig? Maybe. Classified as livestock? Perhaps. But fat? Never.