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Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

The saint has... er... I mean... hath cometh upon another epiphany!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/05 02:33:08


I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Ha, now we just need more members...

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in gb
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I, St. Mekboy, will try and convert the heretical disbelievers to the eternal light of Turtle Pie.
And I have joined ye, God of Yams and Shrike78, in having my rank of PIEty in the Church of Turtle pie on my sig.

   
Made in gb
Dispassionate Imperial Judge






HATE Club, East London

Someone said there was pie...

   
Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

There is always pie for those who believe in the divine grace of the communion of turtle and pie

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in gb
Grumpy Longbeard






Turtle pie is ugly, smelly and has a crush on Zak Effron.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
Made in gb
Grumpy Longbeard






Ohhh....sorry turtle pie .... I thought you said Luther Blisset. My bad.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






God Of Yams wrote:
Shrike78 wrote:All who walk in the light of turtle pie shall be saved, as the prophets of his coming, St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams have proclaimed. In a world filled with corruption and darkness, those that turn to turtle pie shall find salvation, while those who shun it's deliciousness will be damned to an eternity of non-turtely pie-ness.

Cast off your false gods! And follow the light of turtle pie, in it's everlasting glory.

The turtle pie protects,

Ahm (chew chew chew)


Reaper6 wrote:I, lowly acolyte of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, shall bask in the glory of St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams, and worship under the divine preachings of Chaplain Shrike, and shall righteously call Ancient Ferrum Testes to Blast any unholy scum who naysay them.


Edited for ecclesiastical accuracy ( and spelling )


Anyone else considering putting a rank in the church of the turtle/pie into their signature?

Yes, and here it is

Golden Eyed Scout: Official Skeptic/Hater/ Buddhist of the Church of Turtle Pie. I haven't been officially recognized. It's a hard job, but we all know shrike won't do it.
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Yes, and here it is

Golden Eyed Scout: Official Skeptic/Hater/ Buddhist of the Church of Turtle Pie. I haven't been officially recognized. It's a hard job, but we all know shrike won't do it.


I don't see it in your signature, troll

Oh, and "zenos" is spelled with an x, as in xenos

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/23 05:22:43


Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
 
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