40K Slaanesh Army (WIP)

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**Hollismason**

You should make is Trifurcated.

**Shaman**

hilarious.

You there assualt that soul grinder.

Negative sir!

Why, OMG it got its cock out! run!

Im surprised you didnt paint a face on it.. hhaha

**WaaaaghLord**

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Bright purple doesn't help - you obviously don't have a penis, if you're asking for a comment on the paintwork..

that just has burn written all over it there.

the penis kinda would be a good idea if it was less phallic. kinda a suggestion of such, rather than an actual horse penis. if it looked more like the Nurgley chaos baneblade maybe...

**ialdabaoth**

Well, it's not nurgle, it's slaanesh.

And I'm just realizing that I have no real concept of how to do a good wash.

**The Thousandth Son**

I'm glad to see you used the older daemonettes instead of the dreadfull 5th Edition ones.

**ialdabaoth**

Well, due to cost and availability constraints, I used both. I have about 18 or so of the old ones, and about 15 of the new ones. (And another 4 or 5 that aren't actually Daemonettes at all)

**JoeyFox**

I Love the soul grinder.

Yes Im a guy.

I play Slaaneshi in some of my forces because I like Slaanesh. Why? Orgy of pleasure. That includes male parts

People who refute said male parts, are obviously not slaaneshi.

**dogma**

Interesting. The paint work needs a bit more depth, but conceptually I like the army. The KoS is particularly unique, though the sword should be a bit smaller. Maybe 2/3 the size it currently is.

I think the Soul Grinder would go over a bit better if his unmentionables weren't so...erect.

**Typeline**

Sir this is awesome. I love the penises, very shock and awe. You should run three soulgrinders each with increasingly large genitalia. Keep up the amazing work.

I do bring a suggestion to you though. You might want to put that chariot on a chariot sized base. It seems odd the three daemonettes pulling it being on their own base and such.

Edit: I won't stand for a daemon with a flacid penis and neither should you sir!

**Rymafyr**

Wow...Freaking Hilarious actually. Kudos for the bravery to actually do it. I just hope you don't play anyone under like 16 tbh. It fits Slaanesh fluff and since when does a daemons...uhmm...'unit' have to be colored the same as a real life unit? The purple is fine imo.

**Rymafyr**

gahh...double post..sry

**Kilkrazy**

That's class editing work.

The reason why Dakka allows breasts is that you can see them on many classical works of art and they are not considered sexual or offensive for a general audience.

A rampant male member is clearly an adult sexual image only seen in the privacy of the bedroom or a porn movie. It is not suitable for an all ages audience such as we have on this board.

I dare say detailed female pudenda would have to be censored for the same reasons.

**ialdabaoth**

That's fair. There's certainly a difference between Michaelangelo's "David" and '12" of glory', I'll grant that.

**Arctik_Firangi**

JoeyFox wrote:I play Slaaneshi in some of my forces because I like Slaanesh. Why? Orgy of pleasure. That includes male parts People who refute said male parts, are obviously not slaaneshi.

Can't argue with that. You're missing the point, but I can tell you're below the bar in the first place. I should endow my models as such... would probably get more comments when I post them.

Upsetting/shocking people is a great way to get a reaction, but when that wears off you're still just a dude who plays with cock-monsters.]

EDIT: Edited. Didn't think homosexuals would find it offensive. I don't find the model offensive. I thought Joeyfox could use the hint. I haven't commented on the Inquisitor Hussein thread because of my feelings toward that subject, but I'll accomodate _your_ touchiness, since it bothered you enough to mention. If I can't criticise this with the classic cards, then I'm out of here too.

**dogma**

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
Upsetting/shocking people is a great way to get a reaction, but when that wears off you're still just a dude who plays with cock-monsters. Are you after respect from the modelling community or from JoeyFox and the rest of the gay community?

This may be the most inappropriate thing said in this entire thread. Please don't use homosexuality as a term of disparagement.

**The Grundel**

"you're still just a dude who plays with cock-monsters." Someone needs to make you a paperweight with that inscribed in brass. Dead on man.

Conversely,
Love the cock monster. Extremely funny. That is a tactic no joke and an impressive one to pull off. I would know a thing or 2 about shocking people with garganuion penises. This is us getting kicked out a an anime convention. Safe for all ages:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOYqfWnSztQ

**Thr33ifbyair**

I think its creative i mean she is a god of rape and orgy... everything in her army would be naked and with a huge boner I suppose.

I am kinda curious how people ever got into this game if something like this totally scares them.... the fluff is fethed up as it is.

**Arctik_Firangi**

Arg. That's it.

Slaanesh was never a god of Rape and/or Orgy. You assumed that. The fluff isn't bad enough to say that the Eldar created Slaanesh with a gigantic rape orgy. I understand the sheer amount of male adolesence that fuels this hobby...

Like I said, couldn't care less. This is just how it reflects on you.

**The Thousandth Son**

Thr33ifbyair wrote:I think its creative i mean she is a god of rape and orgy... everything in her army would be naked and with a huge boner I suppose.

I am kinda curious how people ever got into this game if something like this totally scares them.... the fluff is fethed up as it is.

Ok, Slaanesh is a dude, he's the god of excess and he's the wussiest of the Chaos Gods IMO. If he had one thing going for him it was his daemonettes but no GW had to f*** them up in this next edition. Oh and that's another thing, they probably want you to censor f***, it's stupid I know but hey it's their forum so we gotta play by their rules.

**ialdabaoth**

dogma wrote:
Arctik_Firangi wrote:
Upsetting/shocking people is a great way to get a reaction, but when that wears off you're still just a dude who plays with cock-monsters. Are you after respect from the modelling community or from JoeyFox and the rest of the gay community?

This may be the most inappropriate thing said in this entire thread. Please don't use homosexuality as a term of disparagement.

To be fair, the typical demographics of people who play WH40K, and especially who post about it online, aren't exactly the most apt to be exposed to LGBTQ issues.

**JediRaptor**

Its just nice to see that it looks like the Soul Grinder REALLY enjoys his work....

**Thr33ifbyair**

Agreed, Its totally legit to get a massive murder boner.

People need to get the stick out of their arses its creative expression, his reasons for giving it a cock do not matter, if you don't like it or don't feel comfortable with it than ignore it, its really not that hard.

Maybe now I will model all of my wraithguard with massive Wraith cannon cocks... yes that is right if you get hit with them you get split between space and time....if only my boner could do that.

**Arctik_Firangi**

The reason we allow creative expression is so we can identify the sickos, buddy.

**Thr33ifbyair**

I must have missed that part of the Freedom of expression act passed by congress in 1952.... What the hell are you talking about have you ever seen modern art?

I am not saying that I enjoy much of it but people are praised for things I consider sick or stupid... Did you hear about the guy who won an award for leashing a dog to a wall while video taping the dog starving to death?

I think its messed up and I would like to strap the "artist" to a wall and watch him starve to death, I would call that art.

Freedom of expression its all relative.

**graypaint**

This is the worst thread.

**Lint**

This is the best thread.

**Rymafyr**

I just want to see 'the other' Soul Grinder w/ the massive Vagina then the two of them can...'get it on'. Because SoulGrinder sex is where it's at.

**Lint**

I wonder which template you'd use for that....

**BigToof**

Lint wrote:I wonder which template you'd use for that....

I think they used to have one in 2nd edition.....

'Course the orks had a massive foot template for stomping on the massive slannesh template, so it was all good.

**Typeline**

Lint wrote:This is the best thread.

Rymafyr wrote:I just want to see 'the other' Soul Grinder w/ the massive Vagina then the two of them can...'get it on'. Because SoulGrinder sex is where it's at.

<3 This thread