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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 19:16:26
Subject: Re:Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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"LET THE GALAXY BURN!"
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 20:07:20
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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If a man does not know to which port he is sailing, no wind is favoruble. Unknown
Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made. unknown
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 21:29:43
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Executing Exarch
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75% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright before you hear them speak
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 23:19:54
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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CaptainCommunsism wrote:
"War doesn't determine who is right... only who is left" -- Wadsworth (probably someone else, but first time I heard it was from Wadsworth ca. FO3)
That quote is from Betred Russell. Spelling may be a little off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 23:25:33
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Inexperienced VF-1A Valkyrie Brownie
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The medium is the message. Marshall McLuhan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 00:05:12
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Major
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War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality. -- George Bernard Shaw.
The whole principle is wrong. It's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't have steak. -- Robert A. Heinlein (on censorship)
and a personal favorite
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Madame, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
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"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 01:52:15
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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"If surviving assassination attempts were an olympic sport, i'd win gold" -- Fidel Castro (he's had 638 (!) assassination attempts on his life... one involved an exploding cigar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 02:06:27
Subject: Re:Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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haha an american called captaincomunism gd 1.
How about some harry hill quotes... "What is it about people who repair shoes, that make them so good at cutting keys?"
"My father used to say to me always fight fire with fire. And that's why he was thrown out of the fire brigade."
"Of course if you drop a bible from a height you can kill a field mouse; so maybe the bible isn't all good."
"Remember when Sellotape came out? Oh, the excitement! "
"They say the left side of the brain is responsible for speech. But then it would say that wouldn't it."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 02:35:04
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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'Look down at me, and you will see a fool. Look up at me, and you will see your God. Look straight at me, and you will see yourself.' -Charles Manson. Now, before you go off in some sort of angry rampage that I just quoted Charles Manson, just think about it a minute. Doesn't his condition make his words all the more relevant? Easily my favorite quote.
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 03:19:37
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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"Life doesn't cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh" - George Bernard Shaw
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 06:52:06
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Battlefield Professional
Empire Of Denver, Urth
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All H. L. Mencken
"Idealist- One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup."
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. "
"The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots."
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“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/22 07:26:51
Subject: Re:Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Ruthless Rafkin
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Ambrose Bierce wrote:Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Cannon, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
H.L. Mencken wrote:Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
Jury — A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/23 04:22:37
Subject: Re:Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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whatwhat wrote:haha an american called captaincomunism gd 1.
oopsie! I have to go change my location to canada! i live in vancouver
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/23 04:54:10
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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How good is it for leaders that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. - Voltaire
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/23 04:54:15
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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How good is it for leaders that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. - Voltaire
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/23 05:36:22
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Chrysaor686 wrote:'Look down at me, and you will see a fool.
Look up at me, and you will see your God.
Look straight at me, and you will see yourself.'
-Charles Manson.
Now, before you go off in some sort of angry rampage that I just quoted Charles Manson, just think about it a minute. Doesn't his condition make his words all the more relevant?
Easily my favorite quote.
I know I've already got too much stuff in my sig, but that just had to go there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/23 05:50:56
Subject: Advanced Banter, the Dakkadakka Thread of Quotations.
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Serious Squig Herder
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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I'm deleting this thread due to spam.
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