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I recently got hit in the back of the head with a BB gun's wooden stock, fell face down into some hard ground. I seem to constantly have little cuts that refuse to bleed from modeling. That's the extent of my injuries to this day.
   
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newcastle upon tyne

Lol my worst ever injury was when i was 10 and next doors dog bit my top lip and cheek clean off. by clean i mean totaly gone some quick thinking plastic surgery and you would never tell *unless i cry then all the scar tissue raises and i look like the elephant man, seriouse. I still remember my mam shouting "Her eye ball is out Holy gak her eye ball is OUT" i dont remember much of the pain i was pretty much out of it.

quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Roze wrote:Lol my worst ever injury was when i was 10 and next doors dog bit my top lip and cheek clean off.


My dog bites me when we play tug-of-war. It's never on purpose, she just has bad vision. BTW, greyhounds are not sight dogs. At all.
   
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newcastle upon tyne

i don't really remember what happend but my sister tells me i was eating a curly wurly leaning against the fence, i turned round and the dogs mouth came between the fence posts and caught my top lip and left cheek...it must have just been hungry

quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
<<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
 
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