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Well, at least that explains why the English have bad teeth, or DOES IT? mu ah ah ah!

Lordhat wrote:Because, like Vincent Price and Christopher Walken, their creepines comes from the fact that they aren't trying!

Tru dat, yo. And because they're all relatively clean-shaven and well-groomed. As opposed to the packing troll that put together Luna's box (trying desperately to keep this in the same quarter-mile of the original topic).

Frazzled wrote:This is so not appropriate for the non-OT section.

But, it's oh so entertaining.

As long as it seems like it's a Human hair, you should no okay. (Hah!)

Nurgleboy77 wrote:Brook, WTF is up with the sig??!!

It's just a sig?

Yea whats the deal thats kinds sick.

How hard can cloning someone really be ?

Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@

luna, it could be 100x worse mate
they could have been thinking of who they were sending it to while they were doing it.

Or maybe the factory floor is witness to some wicked things after lights out.. I can already imagine a certain washed out "handsome and manly game designer" taking his wife round the plant late at night trying to spice things up a bit in a bland marriage.

Hold on to that one, it might be a collectors item!

just hope the guy doesent have anything

LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@

Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?

@ 2 heads: they should shave.

two_heads_talking wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@

Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?

They should advertise that you know, it could boost the sales quite a bit, because a woman handled their plastic crack.

two_heads_talking wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@

Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?

Umm it makes it all the same?

But you asking the question made it worse -_-;

Redbeard wrote:Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?

Taste test.

i vote magikal does the tests then.

LOL
I'm not the one claiming to know the difference (and I don't care).

I appreciate the vote of confidence, though. : )

E

I am most gratified that just when I thought Dakka had sunk to a new low -- like yet another thread complaining about GW shop assistants -- someone comes along with an intellectual line of enquiry and restores the forum to its former glory.

sorry....

You can lock the thread if its making dakka look bad , i dont want it to be like that.

i blame this thread's existence on GW still though...

hang on a mo, it was no vote for confidence
your idea, you try it 1st


krazy, with the world we live in there is no all time low, we are forever dropping lower
and after a bottle of daniels im half gone anyways



Edit: in that case, In before the lockage

Frazzled wrote:Well, at least that explains why the English have bad teeth, or DOES IT? mu ah ah ah!

PFFT! My cat makes Fluffy cower in fear!

LunaHound wrote:Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff????
Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?

No need to ask why, just be glad you werent charged extra for the bit o' sexiness that Jes Goodwin slipped in there for ya.
I hear only one in 40,000 box sets contain the magical 'Jes Goodwin Gonad Hair of Space Elf Malarky'.

Out of print sealed boxes containing those mystical legends go for quite a bit on fleaBay.

And now you know why your mother always told you to never open plastic wrapped boxes from GW with your teeth. Let this be a lesson to you.

Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.

sebster wrote:Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.

Now that's a funny fetish story..

LunaHound wrote:Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff????
Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?

You don't suck your paintbrushes, do you?

Ever wonder where that hair comes from...?

What if the guy you call is the original owner of said pubic hair? What kind of conversation would that go into.

you:"So yeah, I found a pube in my stompa kit."
GW Guy: "Yeah, that was mine, soooo..."
you:"So what?"
GW Guy:"You interested?"

BrookM wrote:

sebster wrote:Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.

Now that's a funny fetish story..

Now that sounds like it belongs in the "You know when you've played too much 40k when..." thread

Perhaps it was Jervis's pube. Instead of screwing just the rules, he screwed the models as well.

halonachos wrote:Perhaps it was Jervis's pube. Instead of screwing just the rules, he screwed the models as well.

Well...in his photo's, he does have that slightly worrying smile...