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Magmoo:

* Natural born Devils Advocate

* Champion Nit Picker

Seriously, my friends have found me to be useful for bouncing ideas off of. Whether this is fiction they're writing or just everyday planning and advice. Whether or not that's useful to you all. I'm here.

Slice of Toast:

+Pretty good at Excel (old and new version)
+Halfway decent at PowerPoint
+Know a thing or two about nutrition and physical fitness
+Solid Copy-Editing and writing skills
+Halfway decent knowledge of world religions
+Good at listening to folks
+Definitely knowledgeable about world news, as I am a hopeless news junkie
+Enjoy drinking beer and wine...wait...uhh....yeahhhhhh

Kommisar Osyr:

Can keep morale up in the workplace...

Serously:

Offical amatur best gamer in the world, professional part-time philosipher with a semester of socilogy, keeper of lore/reader of warhammer books, voilent peacekeeper, dumb smartalic, smart dumbnuts, self-cencorer, president of a undiscovered nation, been to places no-ones been too that still no-ones been too, the sharp dressed man(the song lied, the ladies don't love a sharp dressed man!), biggest small man and smallest big man at once, etc.

+Generally here for broad general things, though I can philosophize and write poetry, if that's really necessary....

*An extensive knowledge of physics
*know quite a bit about military history
*good at mathematics
*some knowledge of HTML code, hope to expand that and learn c++

And general smarty pants

Cheese Elemental wrote:I know a good deal about how to write good fiction. Hours alone in your room really helps develop these things.

Hours alone in your room can develop a lot of things (like an oversized right forearm)...

Ok - I doubt it will be of any interest, but 10yrs practicing at a big 4 as an Australian GST Consultant. Currently inhouse tax adviser to a Uni.

If you have an Australian GST/FBT issue, i can pwnz it. Other taxes, eh, i'll give it a bash.
Sitting on a economics and law degrees, and most of a masters in tax.

Cheers

Wolfstan

Experience in:

Photoshop

3d Max

Indesign

Illustrator

Dreamweaver

Bit of Flash

Daz Studio

Website design

examples of which can be found at my personal website, http://www.christianwilliams.co.uk

PC hardware support engineer, so can build a pc and set up a network

Oh, before I forget, I'm very familiar with Blender 3D software. Ask and you shall learn.

I forgot to mention I am experienced in making coffee strong enough to burn through steel-always useful in jailhouse breakout attempts.

(sshhh don't tell Deadshane)

Hm.

- Baking. I work as a baker and am a culinary student.

- Magic: the Gathering. I know the rules of that game really, really well. I'm also a tournament organizer and worked at a game store for 7 years.

- Mathematics (anything but calculus). I used to be a math major, and have worked as a math tutor. Yes, I can help with your homework.

If we get enough responses, we should ask if we can make this thread sticky.

youbedead wrote:
*some knowledge of HTML code, hope to expand that and learn c++

c++ is why i gave up on being a computer science major.......i hate coding, but wish you luck with it

oh, forgot to add earlier,
i've picked up a few bits of knowledge, from a summer working at a gas station, and another doing construction and home repair

-- Military --
* Us Army Cav Scout that:
- Cert on over 25 weapons/weapon systems
- Demo Cert
- Extensive knowledge of enemy vehicles, weapons, and gear.
- 25 months real combat exp and 5 years serving time Active duty. Currently in the Reserves.

-- Civie --
* Wildland Firefighter
* Firefighter
* Takeing EMTB course
* HMX (Home made explosives) response course put on by the Feds.
* SAR Cert *Search And Rescue*


All that I can think of off the top of my head ATM. Waiting for the Coffee pot to finishing brewing. Plenty more where this all came from really.

*EDIT*
Frazz, do you want your bunker to have overhead protection? Friends kid got into trouble so he is digging fixed fighting positions for his punishment.

99MDeery.

Have a degree in War Studies - anything military history I should be able to help (also some politics (not local more international relations) and military philosophy)

Healthy interest in general philosophy too, particulary in epistomology

Very knowledgeable about computer games and gaming in general from Atari to Zelda ask me and I will be able to help.

Fairly useful with computers too areas of expereince:

Word
Excel
PowerPoint
Taking PCs apart
Putting em back together again
General PC Maintenence

Frosty Hardtop wrote:
- Mathematics (anything but calculus). I used to be a math major, and have worked as a math tutor. Yes, I can do your homework.

Fixed it.

OverbossGhurzubMoga:

-D&D rules: I've been playing heavily for the last 5 years and I know a good bit.

-Anything you would want to know about Subway or Dairy Queen [specifically in the Georgia Southern University Area]

-Good places to eat in Statesboro.

-Writing. It's my passion and I used to be a member of a website devoted to helping amateur writers get better and become known. I have been told several times that I should see about getting published.

-Need a smartass retort? PM me.

jp400 wrote:
Frazz, do you want your bunker to have overhead protection? Friends kid got into trouble so he is digging fixed fighting positions for his punishment.

Of course! If its raining during the Zombie outbreak I can't be worrying about an umbrella. I mean come one I only have two hands, and those will be filled with: 1) a slice of meat lover's pizza-keep 'em coming ma!; and 2) the family 1860 Navy revolver. Because if we're fighting Zombies, we're doing it in style.

Now thats classy!

Hope you like Deep Dish.

youbedead wrote:

*some knowledge of HTML code, hope to expand that and learn c++




c++ is why i gave up on being a computer science major.......i hate coding, but wish you luck with it

My grandfather was a pioneer in early computer graphics, my dad is programmer and I hope to become ne to. Don’t really know if I want specialize in software game or web design, most likely software.

Hmmm.
Cooking: Professional Chef 10 years, 16 years in the restaurant business.
Electrical Engineering: Degree Not used...
Quality Assurance: Windows, SQL, XML, Java, HTML, etc.
Business Analysis: Insurance and financials, some manufacturing
Swords: Various styles, perfer either katanna or saber
Martial Arts: 2nd Dan, working on third
Amatuer historian

others to numerous to list :-)

I also have general security experience.

I worked in security management many years ago and, at one time, held a bodyguard license...
... oops... sorry... They get whiney when you call them bodyguards, now.
I have "Personal Protection Specialist" experience.

It's been over 13 years, so I'm sure I'm rusty... but, if the need arises, ask away.

Eric

Ciapphas-Cain
Has nothing to offer.......

Well no that's a lie; I know a lot about hockey if that counts for anything...(played all my life, still going, also I coach, and was a ref when i was in highschool).

Ummmm; not much else here... working on a degree in economics right now, so if you want to know how our economy is doing just send me a PM, wait... ill save you the trouble BAD

Clthomps wrote:I can help with the following:

Casino Games: If you need to know odds, etiquette, random facts, or game security policies let me know.

How do you count cards?

rubiksnoob wrote:

Clthomps wrote:I can help with the following:

Casino Games: If you need to know odds, etiquette, random facts, or game security policies let me know.

How do you count cards?

http://www.ehow.com/how_4369_count-cards.html