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I'm in stitches now. My ribs hurt and I'm crying after reading that.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Like the title says after reading the Turkish SW plot, now words totally fail ME!
M.
Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though."
Well, I recommend that you'll need to see 3 Dev Adam and the Turkish Rambo as well. These movies, as with the Turkish Star Wars are like the playground versions of the movies as told by a little kid with hormones.
.....................WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????!!!!!!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE. MOVIE MAKE SENSE PLEASE. WHAT Burr click whurr AHHHHHHHHHHH GEISHA CHAINSAW! JABBERWOCK TIME. TWAS BRILIG IN SLIVY TOTHES DID GIRE AND GIMBLE IN THE WABE... (probably butchered that, done now. pounds head on keyboard because facepalm just isn't good enough.)
That plot summary is actually better than the film itself.
Still if you get the chance.. you will giggle.
Between the tears.
In its defense it must be awesome as it features a training montage-- the hallmark of all great films.
I don't like the way she washes that salad towards the end there.
Note the cunning use of trampolines--this is a recurring motif throughout the movies well thought out combat scenes. And is realistic as everyone knows that jumping is the most lethal form of attack known to man.
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
-to many points to bother to count.